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Today I Wondered

Postby Nikkict » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:14 pm

I wanted to start a thread for everyone to post those random things you wonder about from time to time. I'll start

Today I wondered, if flies have so many eyes and are so good at seeing everything, how come they are so easy to hit with a flyswatter?


(I hope this is different enough from the other threads like TIL and RR, if not feel free to delete it!)
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:31 pm

Why is meditation such an effective way to manage stress? I know that it is but how?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:48 pm

Why DID curiosity kill the cat?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby mancityfooty » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:00 am

*looks at the forecast of 1-4 inches, possibly 6 locally*
Why does god hate Kansas so much?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:01 am

Why is happiness unobtainable?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby Twistappel » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:03 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:Why DID curiosity kill the cat?

The cat slept with its wife.


Why are yoghurt cups upside down in America?

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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby Grimstone » Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:48 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby 52xMax » Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:11 am

Why does it always rain on me?

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby cmsellers » Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:34 am

Why have so many retailers not enabled their chip readers yet?

Why is HEB giving out free reusable plastic bags today?

Where did I put those two pillowcases my mother used when she visited?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:50 am

Tesseracts wrote:Why is meditation such an effective way to manage stress? I know that it is but how?


For me, it's like meditation turns off all the bullshit rattling around in my head, and I don't have to think, which means I don't have to worry, I don't have to feel guilt or regret or be angry about something that happened in the past, I don't have to try to justify my existence, I get to just purely exist, and meditation makes me feel like that's a completely okay thing to do, like nothing else in my life. Except gardening, maybe.

What I wonder from time to time, is if life itself an abomination against the perfect order of inanimate matter, and if so, can life only evolve to ever more abominable forms?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:11 am

Malfeasinator wrote:What I wonder from time to time, is if life itself an abomination against the perfect order of inanimate matter, and if so, can life only evolve to ever more abominable forms?

Yes.

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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:26 am

Malfeasinator wrote:What I wonder from time to time, is if life itself an abomination against the perfect order of inanimate matter?


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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby Grimstone » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:53 am

I wonder what would happen if suddenly a lot of pop culture movies were remade with actresses playing all main characters.

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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby cmsellers » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:18 am

Why did Nikkict leave us so quickly?

Also why did ButtChocolate leave us?

And is Notch ever coming back?
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Re: Today I Wondered

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:23 am

cmsellers wrote:Also why did ButtChocolate leave us?

He realised that the brown stuff coming out of his butt wasn't chocolate, well... Once it might have been.
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