Tesseracts wrote:I'm also a Thunderbird, which seems cooler than Gryffindor.
Sister Morphine wrote:I got "Horned Serpent". Which is apparently "mind". Which I'm OK with.
Also, I got Gryffindor for my Hogwarts house. Can I get a do-over on that? Because fuck Gryffindor. Seriously.
Marcuse wrote:I got Slytherin and Horned Serpent. Unsurprising.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Tesseracts wrote:Slughorn isn't an asshole. He's the token good guy. Also the people in this thread aren't assholes.
I like Snape, although he is pretty up there on the asshole scale.
One thing you should keep in mind is the original books are written from the point of view of Harry Potter, and he has a problem with Slytherin.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Piter Lauchy wrote:Slughorn directly helped Riddle become nearly immortal and later lied about it in a really pathetic way. He also gives off a really creepy vibe, in my opinion. I don't think he's much better than Wormtail.
People in this thread are exempt from my statement; I included "in the books" in it.
And yeah, they're written from Harry's perspective but unless that means that he experienced a different reality from others, it doesn't change the fact that all Slytherins act like assholes.
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