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Postby Eternauta » Sun May 26, 2013 4:23 pm

Everyone is familiar with the classic "I like my X like I like my Y: Z" with X and Y being the two subjects of comparison and Z the desired quality (or qualities) in both.

Example given: "I like my women like I like my underpants: all over my dick".

What is your spin on this? What do you like to like like you like other things you like, what do you like liking in one like you like liking in the other? Unlike straight comparisons, where X and Y are things alike, I'd like you not to compare like for like, that'd be like cheating. Like us on Facebook. I like how unlikely it is that the word like retained its meaning after you read it like, a billion times.
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Postby Australia » Sun May 26, 2013 5:01 pm

I like my arguments like I like Eternauta: senseless and difficult to believe.
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Re: I like my...

Postby misterhistorian » Sun May 26, 2013 5:03 pm

I like my forums like I like my breakfast: saucy and full of pancakes.
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Re: I like my...

Postby LaoWai » Sun May 26, 2013 5:05 pm

I like my apples like I like my oranges, separated clearly into a category incomparable to the other. I like my women like I like my coffee, in the morning with two sunny-side-ups and a side of bacon. (Is that the direction we're going here, or did I misunderstand the OP?)
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Postby Qinglong » Sun May 26, 2013 5:10 pm

I like my time like I like my space, freely traversable in all directions.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Sun May 26, 2013 7:16 pm

I like my tea like I like my soup: hot.

I'm not very good at this.
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Re: I like my...

Postby revereche » Sun May 26, 2013 7:34 pm

I like my forums the way I like my porn actors: RAW.

Because I skinned them! see get it hahahaha
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Postby JamesT » Sun May 26, 2013 9:31 pm

I like my dates like I like my hobos; crazy and willing to do anything for spare change
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Re: I like my...

Postby Cullenmcpimpin » Sun May 26, 2013 9:33 pm

I like My women how i like My combs: hairy, toothless, dirty, and found in hotel dumpsters.
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Postby JamesT » Sun May 26, 2013 9:36 pm

I like my coffee like I like my women: with my penis in them.
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Postby Cullenmcpimpin » Sun May 26, 2013 9:40 pm

I like My women how i like like My coffee: roofied and filled with vodka.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Eternauta » Sun May 26, 2013 9:48 pm

Cullenmcpimpin wrote:I like My women how i like My combs: hairy, toothless, dirty, and found in hotel dumpsters.


I like my women like I like my combs: pulling my hairs until I cry like a little bitch.
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Postby Overlord Moo » Sun May 26, 2013 10:08 pm

I like women like I like my koalas: Short and furry.
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Postby Maj.Gen.Obvious » Sun May 26, 2013 10:18 pm

I like my coffee with two sugars and cream.
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Re: I like my...

Postby sunglasses » Sun May 26, 2013 10:32 pm

Eternauta wrote:
Cullenmcpimpin wrote:I like My women how i like My combs: hairy, toothless, dirty, and found in hotel dumpsters.


I like my women like I like my combs: pulling my hairs until I cry like a little bitch.


I love you.

I like my coffee like I like my sexcapades: half-drunk and full of liquor.
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