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Postby iMURDAu » Sun May 03, 2015 10:20 pm

I like my women like paper grocery bags. Thick, brown, and worn on my face at sporting eventsj/k
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Re: I like my...

Postby JamesT » Mon May 04, 2015 3:30 am

I like my women like I like my restraining orders: firm, clear, and with no room for interpretation.

Please call me back, Jessica, I'm sorry I spray painted your house and kidnapped your dog but you needed to know I'm the only one for you.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon May 04, 2015 3:47 am

I like my women like I like my restraining orders: I don't have any!








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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Mon May 04, 2015 4:00 am

I like my women like I like my restraining orders. Every time I violate them I end up in court being called horrible names by the judge.
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Re: I like my...

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon May 04, 2015 4:03 am

I like my women like I like my restraining orders. Dry, formal and putting a severe crimp in my sex life.
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Re: I like my...

Postby TheSyrupNugget » Mon May 04, 2015 10:00 am

I like my women like I like my Tim Horton's coffee: Stolen by Ryan Gosling when I left for five minutes to go to the bathroom that one time.
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Re: I like my...

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue May 05, 2015 3:25 am

I like my women like I like my Tim Horton's coffee. Cheap, tasteless and disposable.
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Re: I like my...

Postby JamishT » Tue May 05, 2015 6:21 am

I like my women like I like my Tim Horton's coffee, ready for plenty of cream.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Andropov4 » Tue May 05, 2015 8:20 pm

I like my women like I like my milkshakes: capable of bringing the boys to the yard.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed May 06, 2015 8:28 pm

I like my women like I like my gold all in my chains. It may seem implausible to you, but I invite you to observe the evidence, fellow black person fellow black person fellow black person.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Andropov4 » Mon May 11, 2015 2:02 am

I like my women like I like my olive oil: extra-virgin.
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Re: I like my...

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon May 11, 2015 2:04 am

I like my women like I like my olive oil: cold pressed.
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Re: I like my...

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon May 11, 2015 2:08 am

I like my men like I like my coffee - ground up and stored in the freezer.
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Re: I like my...

Postby JamishT » Mon May 11, 2015 5:18 am

I like my women like I like my birthday presents, literally handed to me by someone else.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Andropov4 » Mon May 11, 2015 5:22 am

I like my woman like I like my chocolate; slowly fading out of existence.
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