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Re: I like my...

Postby JamishT » Sat Nov 15, 2014 5:34 am

I like my sexual partners like I like the House Of Representatives: mostly Republican.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:33 am

I like my sexual partners like I like my posts in this thread: Right after JamishT does one.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Qinglong » Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:56 am

I like my :!: like I like my :?: , :idea: and :arrow: .
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:47 am

I like my sexual intercourse like I like my thunder snow. Happening occasionally under very specific circumstances, rarely in proximity to me.
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Re: I like my...

Postby AveryGlendale » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:26 am

I like my women how I like my forum threads. Not knowing I'm inside of them.
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Re: I like my...

Postby skooma » Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:14 pm

I like my men like I like my Apple products, idiot proof, high functioning, easily controlled, with zero trouble or expense until replaced anyway.
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Re: I like my...

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:02 am

I like my women like I like my coffee,
dark, bitter, and lukewarm.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:22 am

skooma wrote:I like my men like I like my Apple products, idiot proof, high functioning, easily controlled, with zero trouble or expense until replaced anyway.


Oh yeah? Well I like MY men like I like my PCs. Cheap and when they die I open them up, tear out their innards, and shove them in a dufflebag in my closet until I can dispose of them properly.

I like my women like I like my car. Big, old, dark, used, and constantly making noises when I'm inside it (mostly when I turn).
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Re: I like my...

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:20 am

I like my women like I like my sitcoms. Short, devoid of humor, and leaving you feeling empty inside.
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Re: I like my...

Postby SilverMaple » Sat Mar 21, 2015 4:17 am

I like my women the way a virus likes its host cells: willing to be mercilessly penetrated, and using my genetic material to produce thousands of offspring before exploding and releasing them into the world.

This...doesn't really work considering that I'm a straight female. Whatever. Shut up.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Mar 21, 2015 4:48 am

I like my women like I like my drinks. Tall, wet, and filled with alcohol.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:47 am

I like my food like I like my tacos



I like tacos
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Re: I like my...

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:33 am

I like my lovers like I like my tea. Warm, stimulating, and ideally with a biscuit afterwards.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:43 am

I like my lovers like I like my cake. Hot, moist, covered in chocolate frosting, and often seen at family gatherings.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Andropov4 » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:49 am

I like my women like I like my bread: crusty and chewy.
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