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Re: I like my...

Postby cmsellers » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:38 pm

I like my presidents like I like my women: cerebral, funny, and suffering from severe daddy issues.
Barry O. will forever be the president of my heart.
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Re: I like my...

Postby NathanBros » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:55 am

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Re: I like my...

Postby cmsellers » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:34 am

I like my sex like the president likes his executive orders: sudden, insane, and skirting the bounds of legality.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Eternauta » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:36 pm

I like my sex like I like writing this post: short, by myself and on the internet.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:49 pm

Eternauta wrote:I like my sex like I like writing this post: short, by myself and on the internet.

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Re: I like my...

Postby cmsellers » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:06 pm

I like my stoves like I like my war crimes: gas-powered.
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Re: I like my...

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:09 am

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Re: I like my...

Postby LaoWai » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:43 pm

I like my tautologies like I like my tautologies--difficult to argue.
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Re: I like my...

Postby RatElemental » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:59 am

LaoWai wrote:I like my tautologies like I like my tautologies--difficult to argue.

I like my paradoxes like I don't like my paradoxes.
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