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Re: I like my...

Postby Jack Road » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:20 am

I love my friends like my cat loves me, intensely for a bit, then I disappear for weeks, but when I come back I usually bring you a gift. You don't actually want the gift, but I fucking brought it for you, so deal with it.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:16 pm

I like my sexual partners like I like the word 'like', because I just used the word 'like' a whole bunch
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Re: I like my...

Postby JamesT » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:52 am

I like my sex like I like my joes: sloppy, filled with meat, and with some big buns.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:05 am

I like my sex like I like my exercise. Filled with sweating and panting, and ultimately unsatisfying for everyone involved.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Australia » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:42 am

I like my sex like I like my punchlines. With Bert's mother.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Qinglong » Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:03 am

I like my women like I like my peanut butter. Creamy, smooth, goes good with jam, can be spread on bread, used to make cookies, actually goes pretty good with celery. Wait, what the hell am I talking about, again?
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Re: I like my...

Postby skooma » Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:40 am

I like my men like I like my food, fast, cheap, filling, then gone with no puking and only a wrapper to clean up.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:16 am

I like my sexuality like I like my magnets. Bi-polar and confusing to ICP.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Andropov4 » Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:52 am

I like my women like I like my chocolate: melted.

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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:03 am

I like my magnets like I like my sexuality




I am effing TERRIFIED of my sexuality. What the hell is this, sorcery?
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Re: I like my...

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:20 am

I like my lovers like I like my beer. Bitter, dark, foreign, and able to get me drunk.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:27 am

I like my women like I like my boba tea- sweet, Asian, and filled with gelatinous blobs that make it near impossible to drink with a straw.
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Re: I like my...

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:13 am

I hate boba tea blobs like I hate Boba Fett: you hear them made out to be this fantastic thing, and then realize just how pointless they really are once you are actually confronted with them
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"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: I like my...

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:40 pm

I like my weekends like I like homeless people, smelly and screaming about lizard people.


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Re: I like my...

Postby mancityfooty » Sun May 03, 2015 10:04 pm

I like my women like I like my dogs.
Playful, always ready for a walk, and easily pacified by belly rubs.
*edit* And butt rubs. You can't forget the butt rubs.
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