Gear it to a news story (there is a related thread on the real-unreality of Trump) before Trump reacts, or gear it to something that isn't news, but Trump might react to.
For example:
.Probably Donald Trump tomorrow wrote:I have been hearing a lot about global warming, and it sounds like a bad deal. The penguins and bears from Greenland or Alaska or other places might complain because they have a tough time, but that is part of a natural cycle, like bankruptcy. We are having a tough time not for those seals and animals, we are having a tough time because of our leaders, and they are stupid, because penguins and strong bears want to move here, and steal our iceboxes!
Ice-is ours! Ice-is American! Ice-is freedom!
Everyone, we can blow it up! Ice-is, Ice-is!