by Overlord Moo » Tue May 21, 2013 10:19 pm
A man in a white, button-up shirt and a blood-red tie approaches the door. His hair, some years ago, met middle-age on the field of battle and promptly beat a hasty retreat. His eyes have the 1000 yard stare of a man who has spent too much time alone, in need of companionship. He had absolutely no experience at human interaction, but boy could he cook. Well, cook books that is. For he was Chad from Accounting; accountant by day, notorious mobster by night. A rising star in the accounting world, Chad worked his way up to a senior position at a major accounting firm. As a Senior-Head-International-Trader at Huge-Exporting-and-Accounting-Debentures, he padded his bank account with money embezzled from the company. He was never caught, despite the police's best efforts. When the mob got wind of his unique skills, they quickly extended him a job "offer."
And so Chad now spent most of his days glued to a computer monitor, syphoning funds from major corporations and into the Don's pockets. When the invitation for a "par-tay" came in the mail, he jumped at the chance. And now here he was, staring at a large, ornate door in front of a large, ornate mansion. Taking a short, determined breath, Chad opened the door and walked inside.
6:54 Bert: Moo is so cool he wishes he could be someone else just so he could better understand what it is like to live in a world with Overlord Moo in it
9:46:06 PM GG If Moo goes oh my I know it means bad
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