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Postby Krashlia » Sun May 24, 2015 5:33 am

So, one day I was returning home when i had a wonderful idea!

Being the terrible person I am, I realized once again that just about everything we watch, listen to, and read has political implications that are not intended by it's creators but you can read into their work. So I wanted to create a game, a free for all of sorts.

The rules:
1) Post a picture or illustration of the work in question.
2) Read Obtuse Political Meaning into the things we usually enjoy without it by noting anything that lends to such a meaning!

I go first!


*ahem*

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Given that Rose Quartz gave birth to Steven despite the risk to herself, "giving up her physical form" in the process, Steven Universe is a work with a clearly Pro-life position.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun May 24, 2015 5:57 am

This is lasagna.

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Lasagna is one of the more universally acknowledged comfort foods. As you can see, lasagna has both ground beef and cheese, which is made from cow's milk. However, note this passage from the Torah:

Chabad.org, the entire Jewish Bible, in Exodus 23:19 wrote:The choicest of the first fruits of your soil you shall bring to the house of the Lord, your God. You shall not cook a kid in its mother's milk.


From this it is easy to see that lasagna was a dish inspired by rabid antisemitism, and everyone who eats it is expressing their disapproval of the Jews. For this reason I forbid my family from eating lasagna, unless it's made without cheese. I will not allow them to eat meatless lasagna because that's then infringing on the culture of the ancient Italians. Basically, anytime lasagna is involved, someone's going to be discriminated against, and I'm not going to have that in my household, or any household I may be invited into.

We really need CIA for this game though.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby AveryGlendale » Sun May 24, 2015 6:11 am

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Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews

Sorry, I'm not very good at these kinds of games.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby Krashlia » Sun May 24, 2015 6:15 am

@Matthew Notch
That's the spirit!

@AveryGlendale
Each "Jew" could be pronounced differently with a unique tone.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby sunglasses » Sun May 24, 2015 1:31 pm

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This is a Corgi with a bag on its head.

If you look very closely, you can see that the holes in the back form a triangle, a symbol of the Illuminati, which is run by Beyonce. You can also see Birkenstocks behind the corgi-a symbol of the gay terrorists that have infiltrated the Illuminati. If you look very closely at the wood behind the corgi you can make out 3 knots in the wood. If you look even closer thru a magnifying class that has been coated with bible dust, you'll see that those 3 knots make out 6-6-6. Further proof that the Satan-nati are trying to push their agenda with what is supposed to be an adorable, silly dog pic. They knew, they KNEW that this type of picture overpowers the internetizens. Once the internetizens see the picture, it hypnotizes them to: 1. Worship Beyonce 2. Love gays 3. Do Satan's gay beyonce work.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby JamishT » Mon May 25, 2015 5:55 am

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The bottle with the red and white labeling has been tipped over. It is red and white for the Communist Caucasians that control the entertainment industry (signified by the bottle meant to hold alcohol), but that is just the label. The contents of the bottle are brown, showing us that the systems that we think are controlled by the Communist Caucasians are actually controlled by Hispanic people. This is further alluded to by the fact that the bottle is mostly on the green, but still touching the blue, like a coastal state. Like California. There is hope though! The bottle is almost empty of Hispanics! We just need to kick the rest of them out of Hollywood, and fill that bottle with milk.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby Macready » Tue May 26, 2015 3:50 pm

@Sunglasses
Haha, that was brilliant!
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby sunglasses » Thu May 28, 2015 4:00 pm

Macready wrote:@Sunglasses
Haha, that was brilliant!


Thank you! I put 5 whole minutes into it.
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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby Australia » Thu May 28, 2015 4:05 pm

sunglasses wrote:I put 5 whole minutes into it.


*opens mouth*

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Re: Obtuse Political Meanings Forum Game

Postby Krashlia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:02 pm

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Steins;Gate is clearly a commentary of American Geopolitics and the Federal Reserve.
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