by Anglerphobe » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:02 pm
Sex with me is like going to Tesco at 10pm to look at reduced to clear items. If you're willing to use your elbows and play dirty, you stand to get a massive quantity of something you would not have wanted at all under any other circumstances.
Africanising honeybees.
"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."
Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.