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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:37 am

The key difference between the USA and the UK is climate.

America has a great range of climates including almost all the extremes and many places where the local climate varies greatly through the year. In Britain, by contrast, the grass is green all year round. We have neither baking summers nor icy winters.

Why does this matter? Lizards are cold blooded, and require a benevolent temperature in their environment. The Lizard People cannot thrive in America, which is run instead by the Illuminati.

Why does Britain still have a monarchy, while Americans are allergic to the concept of inherited leadership? Because only the descendants of Lizard People are Lizard People, whereas the Illuminati, being merely a society of humans, can recruit their new members.

Why did the British Empire disappear, while American Imperialism is increasing? Because the Lizard People couldn't tolerate the climates of the colonies. The Illuminati, on the other hand, have no such limitations and naturally wish to increase their influence. In particular they are bitter rivals of the Lizard People.

Why is Britain so sharply divided North-South, so that the South has the bulk of the wealth, prestige, and influence, and parts of the North are almost a third world country by comparison? Why is Scotland so sparsely populate? Because even within the borders of our little island, the slight variation in climate affects the Lizard People.

Why is Britain so wary of the European Union? Have you never remarked the similarity in concept between the EU and the US? The EU is an Illuminati incursion across the Atlantic. They wish to entice or coerce Britain into ever closer union until finally it has surrendered its autonomy and the Lizard People are powerless at last.

Why are USAliens so very fond of their gas-guzzling SUVs? Climate change would destroy the Lizard People.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:44 pm

Ronald McDonald travels the country and stops at every rest stop, truck stop, and gas station to poke holes in every condom dispenser he can find so that he can sell more Happy Meals each year.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby JamishT » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:16 am

AdricTheNormal has never been a terrible human being.



HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A CRAZY THEORY!

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:18 am

JamishT is not and never has been Amish. Also, he was behind 9/11, so please, by all means America, shame him and make him feel like trash for his evil actions against this country. Also, he's responsible for Sandy Hook, Columbine, the Holocaust, the Jack the Ripper murders (in conjunction with a time traveling Johnny Depp), the rise of communism, the Rwandan Genocide, the Oklahoma City bombings, the assassinations of both President Lincoln and President Kennedy, the Attack on Pearl Harbor, the introduction of AIDS (you just HAD to fuck that monkey, didn't you?), the installment of Saddam Hussein in Iraq, the 1979 Iranian Revolution, the 1973 coup of the Chilean government, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi, the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr., the assassination of Malcolm X, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, the assassination of John Lennon, the Boston Marathon Bombings, the Virginia Tech Shooting, the Shooting at the Charlotte, North Caroline Church, committed the murders attributed to Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, the Boston Strangler, the Green River Killer, the BTK, the Zodiac Killer, and Jeffrey Dahmer, the election of George W. Bush, the London Bombings, the burning of the White House in the 1800's, the rise of Napoleon, the Crusades, the creation of Scientology, and, finally, his most heinous act of all: GIVING ADAM SANDLER A CAREER...

In short, he is an EVIL man, so may you all have a pleasant Hate Week, and may he rot in a place worse than hell itself for his misdeeds.

Happy Hate Week, motherfuckers.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby JamishT » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:28 am

AdricDePsycho wrote:JamishT is not and never has been Amish. Also, he was behind 9/11, so please, by all means America, shame him and make him feel like trash for his evil actions against this country. Also, he's responsible for Sandy Hook, Columbine, the Holocaust, the Jack the Ripper murders (in conjunction with a time traveling Johnny Depp), the rise of communism, the Rwandan Genocide, the Oklahoma City bombings, the assassinations of both President Lincoln and President Kennedy, the Attack on Pearl Harbor, the introduction of AIDS (you just HAD to fuck that monkey, didn't you?), the installment of Saddam Hussein in Iraq, the 1979 Iranian Revolution, the 1973 coup of the Chilean government, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi, the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr., the assassination of Malcolm X, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, the assassination of John Lennon, the Boston Marathon Bombings, the Virginia Tech Shooting, the Shooting at the Charlotte, North Caroline Church, committed the murders attributed to Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, the Boston Strangler, the Green River Killer, the BTK, the Zodiac Killer, and Jeffrey Dahmer, the election of George W. Bush, the London Bombings, the burning of the White House in the 1800's, the rise of Napoleon, the Crusades, the creation of Scientology, and, finally, his most heinous act of all: GIVING ADAM SANDLER A CAREER...

In short, he is an EVIL man, so may you all have a pleasant Hate Week, and may he rot in a place worse than hell itself for his misdeeds.

Happy Hate Week, motherfuckers.




AHAHAHAHA! What an imagination you have! Coming up with complicated ridiculous theories is completely normal, and it isn't a sign of psychosis at all. You are one normal guy!

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:35 am

JamishT wrote:
AdricDePsycho wrote:JamishT is not and never has been Amish. Also, he was behind 9/11, so please, by all means America, shame him and make him feel like trash for his evil actions against this country. Also, he's responsible for Sandy Hook, Columbine, the Holocaust, the Jack the Ripper murders (in conjunction with a time traveling Johnny Depp), the rise of communism, the Rwandan Genocide, the Oklahoma City bombings, the assassinations of both President Lincoln and President Kennedy, the Attack on Pearl Harbor, the introduction of AIDS (you just HAD to fuck that monkey, didn't you?), the installment of Saddam Hussein in Iraq, the 1979 Iranian Revolution, the 1973 coup of the Chilean government, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi, the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr., the assassination of Malcolm X, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, the assassination of John Lennon, the Boston Marathon Bombings, the Virginia Tech Shooting, the Shooting at the Charlotte, North Caroline Church, committed the murders attributed to Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, the Boston Strangler, the Green River Killer, the BTK, the Zodiac Killer, and Jeffrey Dahmer, the election of George W. Bush, the London Bombings, the burning of the White House in the 1800's, the rise of Napoleon, the Crusades, the creation of Scientology, and, finally, his most heinous act of all: GIVING ADAM SANDLER A CAREER...

In short, he is an EVIL man, so may you all have a pleasant Hate Week, and may he rot in a place worse than hell itself for his misdeeds.

Happy Hate Week, motherfuckers.




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Sounds like something an instigator of impossibly immoral irritations to society would say to save face. SHAME ON YOU, YOU AMISH BASTARD SON OF AN ACCOUNTANT AND A RABBIT.

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:00 pm

Uppercase Delta is a triangle. Jim has an I in the middle of it.

Triangle, eye in the middle?

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:57 pm

CarrieVS wrote:Uppercase Delta is a triangle. Jim has an I in the middle of it.

Triangle, eye in the middle?

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby JamishT » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:25 pm

AdricTheNormal wrote:
JamishT wrote:
AdricTheNormal wrote:Incredibly asinine stuff snipped.




AHAHAHAHA! What an imagination you have! Coming up with complicated ridiculous theories is completely normal, and it isn't a sign of psychosis at all. You are one normal guy!

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Sounds like something an instigator of impossibly immoral irritations to society would say to save face. SHAME ON YOU, YOU AMISH BASTARD SON OF AN ACCOUNTANT AND A RABBIT.

Hate Week, ya'll


Hey you're the one writing it all up in the "Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY" thread. Or do you really believe all the other things you've said in this thread?

AdricTheNormal wrote:I'll start: Frank Welker is actually an android created by Hanna-Barbera to be the most versatile voice actor in the world.


AdricTheNormal wrote:MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 300 IS A DOCUMENTARY, AND THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIMED TO WRITE AND STAR ON THE SHOW ARE CLONES!!!!!!!!


I'm not even going to go on, because I'm certain I've solidified my case for your delusion. Completely normal people can have delusional beliefs; take your parents for example.

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:42 am

JamishT wrote:
AdricTheNormal wrote:
JamishT wrote:
AdricTheNormal wrote:Incredibly asinine stuff snipped.




AHAHAHAHA! What an imagination you have! Coming up with complicated ridiculous theories is completely normal, and it isn't a sign of psychosis at all. You are one normal guy!

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Sounds like something an instigator of impossibly immoral irritations to society would say to save face. SHAME ON YOU, YOU AMISH BASTARD SON OF AN ACCOUNTANT AND A RABBIT.

Hate Week, ya'll


Hey you're the one writing it all up in the "Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY" thread. Or do you really believe all the other things you've said in this thread?

AdricTheNormal wrote:I'll start: Frank Welker is actually an android created by Hanna-Barbera to be the most versatile voice actor in the world.


AdricTheNormal wrote:MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 300 IS A DOCUMENTARY, AND THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIMED TO WRITE AND STAR ON THE SHOW ARE CLONES!!!!!!!!


I'm not even going to go on, because I'm certain I've solidified my case for your delusion. Completely normal people can have delusional beliefs; take your parents for example.

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Wow, you are so fucked in the head by whatever drivel you were spoonfed by your mentally handicapped bastard of a dad that you can't speak a coherent sentence without choking on your soup. You are a fucking piece of Amish shit. You aren't even Amish, you're a goddamn MENNONITE. JmennoniteT, please do stop embarrasing you and your cult of idiots, thank you.

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby skooma » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:34 am

BudgeFudge is cheating at all possible games because of how dumb he is. I know because the 4 yr old savant who does everything that makes Nudge able to survive totally pm'ed me with proof. I'm posting from a hospital because the proof has pics that include Nudge. They said they never saw puking that hard before and seem amazed - if we send Nudge a mirror (the only thing he knows is not to have those), the kid said she'll use it if we can spring her.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby JamishT » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:54 am

I have no idea what AdricTheNormal is talking about; it looks pretty coherent to me, unlike his blathering about how "terrible" I am. Average people mix up the Mennonites and the Amish, so I can't really fault him there.

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:41 am

JMennoniteT wrote:I have no idea how "terrible" I am.

Says the Mein Kampf reading, Game of Thrones killing, baby murdering sociopath. Scary-Mike looks at you and says "what a senseless waste of human life".

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Marcuse » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:41 am

This isn't mine but it certainly qualifies as crackpot to me:

The 18th Century NEVER HAPPENED
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:40 am

Marcuse wrote:This isn't mine but it certainly qualifies as crackpot to me:

The 18th Century NEVER HAPPENED

I heard a similar theory once, but the guy said it was the entire Middle Ages.

Either way...WTF?
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