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Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:29 am

So the point of this thread is to come up with a batshit insane conspiracy theory, and post it. No more. No less.

I'll start: Frank Welker is actually an android created by Hanna-Barbera to be the most versatile voice actor in the world.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby blehblah » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:53 am

We are all kung-sex-fu masters, but the Matrix... I mean.. the fluoride in the water keeps us from realizing our full kama-sutra-fu until we snort the blue pill.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby sunglasses » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:56 am

I think we already have this thread somewhere with this same game. I mean, not to be that guy.

Yep, here it is.

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=4582&hilit=conspiracy
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby blehblah » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:33 am

sunglasses wrote:I think we already have this thread somewhere with this same game. I mean, not to be that guy.

Yep, here it is.

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=4582&hilit=conspiracy


That one got too complicated for my simple mind.

This one is, I think (simply), simpler.

Please forgive my simpleness.

Anywho, do we have room for the two threads?
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:47 am

blehblah wrote:
sunglasses wrote:I think we already have this thread somewhere with this same game. I mean, not to be that guy.

Yep, here it is.

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=4582&hilit=conspiracy


That one got too complicated for my simple mind.

This one is, I think (simply), simpler.

Please forgive my simpleness.

Anywho, do we have room for the two threads?

Two threads is fine. You know who doesn't like two of things? Feminists. Feminists don't believe in binaries. They claim it's because there are more genders than male or female, but their real reason for rejecting binaries is a deep rooted hatred for binary. Most womyn are too busy having periods to learn computers, so they are trying to destroy all technology out of spite. That's why their leader, Emma Watson, decided to devote her life to being a witch.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:07 am

Eh, if there is another thread, it doesn't matter. We can use this thread to goof off and create new conspiracies.

SPEAKING OF WHICH: sunglasses is, in fact, trying to be that guy, in order to allow the Great Old Ones and the Corleone Crime Family to take over the site!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:45 am

What? You mean Nyarlathotep and Cthulu haven't take over the site yet?

Well in that case. I, for one, welcome our new and wonderful Great Old One overlords and look forwards to being driven insane.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby sunglasses » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:18 am

AdricDePsycho wrote:Eh, if there is another thread, it doesn't matter. We can use this thread to goof off and create new conspiracies.

SPEAKING OF WHICH: sunglasses is, in fact, trying to be that guy, in order to allow the Great Old Ones and the Corleone Crime Family to take over the site!


Negative. I am and have always been an agent of mitigated Chaos and seventh level demonic creatures from the outer realms. Why, oh why do you think I hate and despise all horses?
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:05 pm

AdricDePsycho wrote:sunglasses is, in fact, trying to ... allow ... the CorleoneCarpeltonelli Crime Family to take over the site!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby blehblah » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:19 pm

Tesseracts wrote:Two threads is fine. You know who doesn't like two of things? Feminists. Feminists don't believe in binaries. They claim it's because there are more genders than male or female, but their real reason for rejecting binaries is a deep rooted hatred for binary. Most womyn are too busy having periods to learn computers, so they are trying to destroy all technology out of spite. That's why their leader, Emma Watson, decided to devote her life to being a witch.


This one had me perform a spit-take. What a wonderful segue.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Maize » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:58 pm

CarrieVS has the letters C, V, S capitalized in her name. CVS is a type of convenient store. Some of these stores have pharmacies. At some of these pharmacies, you can get a flu shot. Some people will get the flu, even if they received the flu shot.

Conclusion: CarrieVS is big Pharma and is making everyone sick so they will have to buy more medicine!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Arakiven » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:32 pm

You all Think that this is just a 'fun' thread where you can post silly conspiracies, you Bunch Of Fools!!! This isn't for fun! The Communist branch of the Illuminate is using this thread and those like it to come up with ideas to take power in ways so rediculious no one would notice! Your all HELPING the System, man! We are dooming ourselves! Wake Up! We our digging ourself deeper into their lies and before you know it we're all going to be illuminate communists thanks to this thread on the Internet! WHERE IS YOUR HUMANITY!?!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby sunglasses » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:36 pm

So cute, a taco shell made of corn (which is what maize is) is asking us where our humanity is.

You must be GMO corn sent by Monsanto to ...do things... to all of us.
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Postby Arakiven » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:48 pm

sunglasses wrote:So cute, a taco shell made of corn (which is what maize is) is asking us where our humanity is.

You must be GMO corn sent by Monsanto to ...do things... to all of us.


How dare you, My shell is all natural!

You seem to be very quick to throw around accusations, mrs. Sunglasses. I bet you were made in China! Out of cheap plastic as well! You're One Of Them Aren't You!
STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ILLUMANATE COMMUNIST!!!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby blehblah » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:09 pm

Corn? Let me restate that; CORN?

Corn, that C-4 soil-raping plant, is a manufactured organism. It's the world's most popular plant, yet it can't reproduce without us.

Corn is using it's little self to manipulate all of us. Sugar? No, corn. Fuel? No, corn. Corn? No, corn.

Eh, that last one might be a bit of a stretch, but the point stands. You are all corn-hording-fiends, whether you like it or not.

As I almost-factually stated, corn rapes soil.

If you agree with corn, you are raping the ground on which you walk.

Stop raping the ground, you corn-loving rapists!
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