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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby cmsellers » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:16 pm

I think that Australia is the alter ego of either DogLovingJim or DogLovingJim is the alter ego of Australia.

As far as I can tell, they're the only two members of TCS who never upthumb other peoples' posts. This tells me that they must both be missing their thumbs, and that's got to be a pretty rare condition.

Moreover, DogLovingJim hasn't been burned by Australia. Oz will tell you that it's because DLJ always has pictures of dogs, but it's perfectly possible to burn a dog's face. This tells me that Oz has an objection to burning the faces of dogs. Why? Because he's DogLovingAustralia.

What I cannot figure out is whether Australia is DogLovingJim trying to escape from Kansas via an alter ego (because going from Kansas to Oz, totally has never been done before), or whether DogLoving is Australia trying to escape from the land that burned off half his face.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Askias » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:50 pm

I got a thumb from DogLovingJim.

... Maybe I should have given it back.

... Nah. It's a collector's item.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:52 pm

cmsellers wrote:I think that Australia is the alter ego of either DogLovingJim or DogLovingJim is the alter ego of Australia.

As far as I can tell, they're the only two members of TCS who never upthumb other peoples' posts. This tells me that they must both be missing their thumbs, and that's got to be a pretty rare condition.

Moreover, DogLovingJim hasn't been burned by Australia. Oz will tell you that it's because DLJ always has pictures of dogs, but it's perfectly possible to burn a dog's face. This tells me that Oz has an objection to burning the faces of dogs. Why? Because he's DogLovingAustralia.

What I cannot figure out is whether Australia is DogLovingJim trying to escape from Kansas via an alter ego (because going from Kansas to Oz, totally has never been done before), or whether DogLoving is Australia trying to escape from the land that burned off half his face.


Don't forget that their taste in GIFs is eerily similar.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:04 pm

Meh, I've gotten thumbs from both. I don't know what the magic formula is for attracting their attention, but I suspect this might help:

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A relevant gif and it involves a dog!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby cmsellers » Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:54 am

Matthew Notch wrote:Meh, I've gotten thumbs from both.

After your comment and Askias's, I checked my rep history. Turns out I've gotten three thumbs from Oz (though none from DLJ). I wonder how I didn't notice that, given that I observed some time ago that they both (almost) never thumb posts.

Thanks for ruining the joke, guys. :evil:
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:00 am

I had to draw Australia to get a thumb from him.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby JamishT » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:41 am

Don't feel too bad guys, I only have 6 from Jim...and 75 from Aus...


Does that make me part of the conspiracy somehow?
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby cmsellers » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:47 am

And the riddle is solved, when the villain returns to the scene of the crime!

Both Australia and DogLovingJim are sockpuppets of JamishT!

His strict Amish upbringing means that he uses Australia to make the ribauld jokes and DogLovingJim to craft the canine erotica which he daren't post under his own identity.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby Australia » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:34 am

Oh, um, hi. I don't want to be a spoilsnopes or anything, but the thumb-thing is probably because me and Jim both have Australian-level internet connections. I thumb any post that makes me laugh (plus I love a good tangent if people hadn't figured that out) but I've noticed quite a few times that posts I've thumbed haven't registered and I think it's happened a lot more since I moved to an even worse reception area last year but I rarely go back to check and just assume if I clicked it, it's gone through. Take Recluse. I could have sworn I thumbed nearly all the TCS pictures he drew the other week but I'll have to go and make sure I have now that I look self-centered. Looking self-centered is not a good look for me and I couldn't handle it if that's what I look like. (Ba-dum-tsh) Besides that, I usually just hang out in Genital Discussion, How to Lose an Eye in Ten Days and the TV moving threads so that's where the majority of my thumb recipients probably reside. Then again, my name is James and I love dogs, albeit in a more platonic way, plus I'm always tired when I wake up with an itchy crotch, so you may be on to something here but you haven't sellered me on the conspiracy just yet so out of spite, no thumb for you.

And I'm just your little gif monkey? Is this all you want from me!?

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:41 pm

I.....I just wanted validation from the land of poisonous spiders!

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:54 pm

Hey its working! I got a thumb from Australia today! The fight for thumb awareness continues...

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby DashaBlade » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:18 pm

I got a thumb from Australia once.

I'm bound by a nondisclosure agreement to not discuss the location of said thumb, however.
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby cmsellers » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:54 pm

Australia wrote:Oh, um, hi. I don't want to be a spoilsnopes or anything, but the thumb-thing is probably because me and Jim both have Australian-level internet connections.

That still doesn't explain why you refuse to burn Jim's dog; Jamish.

Australia wrote:And I'm just your little gif monkey? Is this all you want from me!?

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Harumph!
I expected an actual monkey in that gif Oz; for shame!
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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby tinyrick » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:35 pm

You guys know that trend where people find old pictures that look like current celebrities and claim that they're immortal vampires? Like Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage both have 19th century dopplegangers.

Well check this out.

Pic of Adolf Hitler with and without moustache:

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Kevin Spacey

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Re: Make-Your-Own: CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY

Postby skrotkanon » Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:38 pm

I believe all the gays gather once per year to discuss the LGBT "agenda" and what to do about the hetero menace. Their goal is no less than complete control of the media!
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