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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Roflface » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:27 am

Unauthorized funking in the 1st degree.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:08 pm

Rofling without a license.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby sunglasses » Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:13 pm

For impersonating a captain. Of funk.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:22 pm

For illegally immigrating from the Dungeon Dimensions,
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:23 pm

For War Crimes relating to the Western Fence Lizard Genocide.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:24 am

He was obviously arrested for manslaughter of course, old Eric here likes to put the laughter in slaughter whenever his mauling some innocent victim.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby AdricDePsycho » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:35 pm

Dog loving President Obama's dog.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:40 pm

For Ziplining through skyscrapers.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Revolving Royal » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:08 am

For Jewish firebreathing in a no ethnic firebreathing zone
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby AdricDePsycho » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:29 am

For upvoting literally everything I say.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Qinglong » Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:47 am

You are hereby charged: one, that you did, on or about 1126, conspire to publicize a London Borough in the course of a BBC saga; two, that you were wilfully and persistently a foreigner; three, that you conspired to do things not normally considered illegal; four, that you were caught in possession of an offensive weapon, viz, the big brown table down at the police station.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Paradox » Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:05 pm

He was a bystander to the annual neighborhood orgy, which was being held outdoors, as per the 2015 "Going Green And Bare" edition. The cops weren't pleased, though. He wasn't participating, but he was in the wrong place, in the wrong time.

Also, he was naked.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby blehblah » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:53 pm

For bearing the name that could resolve many movie plot holes, whilst not resolving movie plot holes, which would not be movie plot holes, were they resolved, and would then not need solving, again.

Dastardly doings, I expect, of this dastardly doer who did.

Put this paradox under a breast, immediately!
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:40 am

for overuse of punctuation marks
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:45 am

For molesting an Owston's civet.
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