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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Paradox » Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:33 am

I'm bearist, and anti-semitic.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:44 am

For electrocuting a playboy model. Also for being anti-ursine-semitic!
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:53 pm

*arrests self for arresting self*
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:52 pm

You'll go blind, Eric.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby RatElemental » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:06 am

Breaking news: CarrieVS has been arrested today. When asked for comment, the chief of police said they did that thing where a cat shows you its belly but then when you rub it they shred your arm.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Krashlia » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:49 am

Er, for Illegally arresting cats without giving it ear scratches and milk, as per Article 25, section 18, and the 8th clause, about that same subject.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:32 pm

for not making a "claws" pun when citing feline law
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby JamishT » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:48 am

For not actually citing the specific clause in feline law about claws puns.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:24 am

For demanding a specific claws clause, and also for not being a kangaroo.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:57 am

For discrimination by infraclass. And making me spend ten minutes trying to find out what level of taxon Placentalia and Marsupialia are.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby RatElemental » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:49 pm

Just because. It was a slow day, and y'know, cops get bored too.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby sunglasses » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:13 pm

For killing Carrie Fisher.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby JamishT » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:11 am

For fishing Carrie's killer!
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:21 am

For fishing for Carries.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:40 pm

For carrying fish. In his mouth.
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