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Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon May 06, 2013 7:56 pm

The person above you has been arrested. Why is up to you.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon May 06, 2013 8:02 pm

EricTheBearJew was arrested because he mauled people.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Typical_Brother » Mon May 06, 2013 8:14 pm

HarpingCarp was arrested when he was mistaken for CarpingHarp, a well known fugitive wanted by the Agents of Cracked on suspicion of impersonation and numerous hit and puns.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon May 06, 2013 8:46 pm

For being a filthy, dirty vigilante.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon May 06, 2013 8:54 pm

For putting a period in his damn username and causing us grief that he might be two people, one an impostor!

Um, so in legalese, I guess... fraudulent impersonation? Is that a thing? It sounds like it should be a thing.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon May 06, 2013 9:01 pm

For being too damn classy.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Qinglong » Mon May 06, 2013 9:14 pm

For the attempted assassination of Willy Wonka.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby LaoWai » Mon May 06, 2013 9:26 pm

For being a blatant euphemism for "hairless cock."

[Edit: The accomplice known as Baihu has also been apprehended.]
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Overlord Moo » Mon May 06, 2013 9:39 pm

For being very good at calculations.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby LaoWai » Mon May 06, 2013 9:45 pm

For falsely accusing a U.S. citizen of being good at mathematics.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Nostraa » Mon May 06, 2013 9:52 pm

For streaking in front of the white house.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon May 06, 2013 10:08 pm

For giving the world's worst BJ
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Overlord Moo » Mon May 06, 2013 10:16 pm

Something something calibration joke
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Fine. Fine.
Arrested for asking a cop where the local crack house was.
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby Nostraa » Mon May 06, 2013 10:19 pm

For trying to lick security guards at various locations. The Serial Licker!
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Re: Why was the person above you arrested?

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Mon May 06, 2013 10:22 pm

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