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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby cmsellers » Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:41 am

I just realized why Gary Johnson felt the need to to climb Mt. Everest.
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It got him really high.


If I told this to an audience of normies, I'd ask "Why did the stoner climb Mt. Everest?"
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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby JamishT » Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:44 am

Gary Johnson jokes are still a thing?

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I thought we all forgot about him like Aleppo
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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby jbobsully11 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:42 am

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It's funny because it's true.
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(That one is for computer people.)
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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:40 pm

Welcome ladies and gentlemen. Just a quick note from the management. The chicken is foul. I repeat the chicken is fowl.
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