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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby jbobsully11 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:22 am

Well, to be Frank, I’d have to change my name.
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby JamishT » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:00 am

A local Catholic church was recognized by the Pope for it's charitable acts around the city and area, and was sent a relic from the Vatican's collection, the (purported) skull of an ancient saint. The relic was airmailed in a small wooden box, and sat in a place of honor in the church for years. A new associate priest was brought in, but no one knew that he was an irreverent prankster until one day when the senior priest discovered his car was running very roughly. The priest made it to his mechanic's shop, and asked him to take a quick look. The mechanic opened the hood and found the relic sitting on the engine, "Well, here's your problem, Father, you've got a flown head casket!"
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Re: Bad Stand-Up Corner

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:05 pm

A man goes to a funeral and approaches the widow. He asks if he may say a word. The widow says of course.

The man stands up and says "plethora". The widow replied "Thanks. That means a lot".
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“This is going to become a bad meme,” Todd observed.
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