by HarpingCarp » Tue May 14, 2013 9:35 pm
One day, a Mushroom walked into a bar. He saw this gorgeous redhead sitting by herself, quietly sipping a glass of whisky. He knew he was infatuated. He didn't know whether it'd be worth all the effort to walk up to her, just to be shot down. Regardless, being the daredevil he reckoned he was, he downed a shot, gathered his courage and walked up to her.
He reached there only to wait awkwardly until she looked up and said "I'm not going to go out with you."
Crestfallen, the Mushroom said "Why not, Lady? I'm a Fungi."
Kate
threatened me to take it down. I need an adult.
<Kateness> Carp
<Kateness> Change your damn sig.
<Kateness> Hate Week's over
<Kateness> I swear to God I'll start editing links to your indiscretion with a pirate, in everything.