Typical Michael wrote:Are we doing unjokes, really bad jokes, or jokes we have made up on our own? I think some rules need to be set. LW?
If I had to put up one guideline, it'd be to post jokes (original, altered, or ruined) that you expect to get a groan out of but secretly hope will also get a chuckle or two from someone out there.
Wai: Three friends are talking about alternative medicinal treatments. "It's great," the first friend says, "because unlike conventional medicine, it's not about pumping you full of chemicals. When I was having problems with asthma, my doctor recommended eating two fried pig's lungs per day. Sure enough, ten weeks later, I felt better."
"We go to the same doctor," the second friend pointed out. "When my blood pressure was high, he had me eat nothing but duck's blood soup for two months, and I was back in the safe range."
"Nonetheless," the third friend said, "I think I'll pay the extra money and see a conventional proctologist."
It's always in the last place you look for it, unless you're the kind of person who keeps looking for it after you've found it.