by Australia » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:29 am
This joke I've been telling a lot of people since I heard it and I don't know if it really works written down since the punchline is very visual but here goes:
Three guys run into a genie. "Fuck me," one of them says.
"Is that your first wish?" The genie asks.
"No, no. I wish I had a billion dollars."
The genie hands him his bank balance, which now reads $1000000004.35. "And you. What is your first wish?"
The second guy says "Well, I wish I was the richest man in the world."
The genie grants his wish and offers the last man a wish. The third man thinks very carefully and finally says "I wish my left arm always rotated clockwise." The genie grants his wish.
"Okay, second wishes. I don't have all day."
"I wish I had the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I wish I was the most handsome man so I could get any woman in the world."
"I wish my right arm always rotated counter-clockwise."
"Third wishes. Shoot."
"I wish I had a bigger dick."
"I wish I had the biggest dick." His pants rip and the guys take a step away from him.
"I wish my head constantly rocked back and forth forever."
All their wishes are granted. A few years later, they meet up for a beer.
The first man says "I'm married to the hottest chick on the planet, have three beautiful children and have invested my money to become even richer."
The second man says "I've got everything I ever wanted. A mansion, a robot butler, I've bedded a woman in every country. I get happier every day."
The third man walks in, head rocking and arms spinning and says "Guys, I think I fucked up."
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