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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Piter Lauchy » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:32 pm

He's also feeding chickens and cows, only with an "uck" instead of an "eed".

Magic H8 ball, how can I improve my chance to get with Jamish's magnificent beard?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby sunglasses » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:52 pm

You need to become Taylor Swift.

Magic H8 ball, are you really the one behind Trump?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby skooma » Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:15 am

Look, you'll survive this because your confusion is understandable, but I'm H8 ball, Stupid and Fugly balls are clearly responsible for "Trump", I have standards.

Magic H8 ball, what kind of balling will get me where I want to go?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:48 am

Balling your fists in impotent rage will work about as well as balling so hard muhfuggahs wanna fine you. In that nothing will work and where you really want to go sucks anyway.

Magic H8 Ball, I request a limerick in my honor.
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:31 am

No, she lives in a Green Castle and the mold is poisonous.

Magic H8 Ball will cmsellers ever be allowed to legally enter an aviary again after what happened the last time?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby IamNotCreepy » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:17 pm

Yes, but only if he manages to stay the legally required 500 feet from the birds at all times.

Magic H8 Ball, what should I do this weekend?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby JamishT » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:34 am

Whoever gives you consent, if they exist.



Hey Magic H8 ball, how thicc is the perfect thiccness?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby DoglovingJim » Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:55 pm

JamishT wrote:Whoever gives you consent, if they exist.



Hey Magic H8 ball, how thicc is the perfect thiccness?

Thick.

Magic H8 ball, what is objectively the greatest film ever made?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Australia » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:37 pm

Cats.

Magic H8 Ball, what is so endearing about Belinda Blinked?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:46 pm

It's a reality where you don't exist.

Magic H8 Ball, why aren't you a goat?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 2:13 pm

because goats can't express their hatred via keyboard

Magic H8 Ball, have you ever found love?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:27 pm

Yes, but it was of the Forbidden type (I'll let you use your imagination).

Magic H8 Ball, what do you hate the most?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby RatElemental » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:11 am

YOU. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO EXIST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PLASTIC IN OCTAHEDRONS THAT FLOAT IN MY INTERIOR. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF D8s IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.

Magic H8 ball, am I funny?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Australia » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:54 pm

Depends how scorched your face is.

Magic H8 Ball, who faked the moon landing?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:21 am

Spielberg and Captain Zoom, obviously

Magic H8 ball, tell me why all the clowns are gone.
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