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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Bromo » Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:28 am

Because without bad to coexist with good, all balance within this fragile Universe would become unstable, bringing It to and all life in the Universe to and end.

Magic H8 Ball, why does Combustible Lemon reek of death? Does he never take a shower? Why doesn't the FDA regulate his kind more? ANSWER ME!

Edit: Putting "Hate Week" at the end in this thread seems to be redundant at this point.
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby skooma » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:02 pm

It's because of combustion meeting the purity of hate.

Magic H8 ball, will you pay me if I knock you around with a cue ball?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Maize » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:27 am

Sure you'll be paid in counterfeit bills and be arrested for assault.

Magic H8 ball will these gnats go away?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby RainyDays » Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:47 am

No. They're the best early warning system for your presence that we could come up with.

Magic H8 Ball, will I ever find my lost water bottle again?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Australia » Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:33 am

It's literally in your hand right now, you fucking retard.

Magic H8 Ball, where's the nearest cinema?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby skooma » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:36 pm

It's about a mile northish and slightly westish, after you find my house, known to your gps as "Magic H8 ball's house not far from a cinema".

Magic H8 ball, what's showing at the nearest cinema to Australia?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:35 am

skooma wrote:It's about a mile northish and slightly westish, after you find my house, known to your gps as "Magic H8 ball's house not far from a cinema".

Magic H8 ball, what's showing at the nearest cinema to Australia?


Your mums sex tape.


Oh Magic H8 ball, why do so many people hate me?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby skooma » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:44 am

Apparently they're aware of your existence in some way.

Magic H8 ball, will I ever reach level 100?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby DanteHoratio » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:39 pm

Of course not! Don't even try, just give up, nobody reaches level 100!

Magic Hate Ball, am I alive?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby reallifegirl » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:44 pm

Yeah, but only for the next 30 seconds.

Magic H8 Ball, who do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby ghijkmnop » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:42 pm

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby RainyDays » Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:46 am

Yes! And then it will keep going until it drives right into the ocean, because even it wants to get as far away from you as possible.

Magic H8 Ball, what color should I paint the kitchen?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby mancityfooty » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:09 pm

Is bile a color? Because then it would match your cooking.


Magic H8 Ball, will I ever feel joy again?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:31 pm

mancityfooty wrote:Is bile a color? Because then it would match your cooking.


Magic H8 Ball, will I ever feel joy again?


Nope, but your dog certainly will.

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Magic H8 ball, If you were reincarnated as an ice cream flavor, what would it be?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Revolving Royal » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:14 pm

Whichever flavor that makes your throat close and brings on the sweet embrace of death.

Magic H8 Ball, will I get over my fear of drowning?
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