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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:24 pm

I just killed your parents. You tell me.

Magic H8 ball, why did someone think the Geico cavemen were a good idea?
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:09 pm

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Magic H8 ball, why is the sky blue?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby ironskoblin » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:54 pm

Because your life is a simulation created so people who are better than you in every way (meaning everyone) could laugh at you endlessly.

Magic H8 ball, who is John Galt?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:23 pm

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby malosaires » Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:55 am

The three-headed dildo your girlfriend doesn't tell you is hidden at the bottom of her dresser.

Magic H8 Ball, where do penguins live?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:43 am

In zoos, because you're melting their natural habitat and overfishing their natural food, you arsehole.


Magic H@ ball, why will no-one, not even Bert's mom, sleep with Delta Jim?


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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby JamishT » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:38 pm

Because he keeps introducing himself as AdricTheNormal, and everyone knows how boring a night with that drip is. Also I, the Magic H8 Ball, hate you, Carrie.



Hey, Magic H8 Ball, who really believes that AdricTheNormal is psychotic at all?

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby SilverMaple » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:01 pm

jbobsully11 does, because he's so freaking gullible that someone once convinced him to donate $50 to the Dodo Conservation Foundation.

Magic H8 Ball, will Jbob ever accomplish anything meaningful in his sad excuse for a life?

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:13 pm

Jbob will accomplish the fact of being better than RainyDays.

Magic H8, why must RainyDays be such a fucktard?

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:50 am

She spends too much time hanging out with those hooligan trees in that industrial-size freezer that Canadians are convinced is a country.

Magic H8 Ball, when will SilverMaple be chopped down and sold as firewood?

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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Bromo » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:18 am

jbobsully11 wrote:She spends too much time hanging out with those hooligan trees in that industrial-size freezer that Canadians are convinced is a country.

Magic H8 Ball, when will SilverMaple be chopped down and sold as firewood?

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When I get enough combustible lemons to torch her with.

Magic H8 Ball, why can't Combustible Lemon be as cool as his sister Sub-Lime?

This post brought to you by my hatred towards explosive lemons.
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:43 pm

Because Lemons are unacceptable.

Magic H8 Ball, why does JMenoniteT insist on being an evil sociopath named Chad?

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:13 pm

It was the job he drew out of the hat. Since its hat week.

Magic H8 Ball why doesn't Askias post more often?

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Askias » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:37 pm

Because he's trying to avoid you like a sane human being.

Magic H8 ball, why does a deck have 52 cards?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Revolving Royal » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:57 pm

Obviously "Dr." Ambiguous is planting a sleeper code in the public's subconcence, you inept fool.

Magic H8 Ball, why does "Dr." Ambiguous, such a wretched form of life, exist?


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