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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Bromo » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:29 pm

Magic doesn't exist, which is too bad for you because you need it just to stay alive; you're just that damn stupid.

Magic H8 Ball, what color is my underwear?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Andropov4 » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:33 pm

They would be white, if you could stop pissing and shitting yourself for a few minutes.

Magic H8 Ball, what is the meaning of "is"?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Nov 03, 2014 1:39 am

Ask Again Later you fob-wit.


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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Bromo » Mon Nov 03, 2014 1:54 am

Because I hated that guy's guts.

Magic H8 Ball, why is everyone on The Comment Section but me stupid? Are they contagious?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Nov 03, 2014 1:40 pm

The answer to your second question is yes. The answer to the first question is the second question. You, of course, are not stupid for that reason. I'm not sure why you are, but you didn't catch it from them.


Magic H8 Ball, why is Kevin stupid?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby sunglasses » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:36 pm

Because of you. Yes, it's all your fault. It's always been your fault. Hitler? Your fault. Little Bobby failing 5th grade? Your fault. People not washing hands after the bathroom? Completely your fault.


Magic H8 ball, is McDonald's actually food?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:42 pm

It's high eatin compared to the refuse you cook up for your loved ones. Also a word to the wise: if there's a big worm in your fish, it's best not to eat the fish. That would be a parasite.

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:50 pm

Only when you stop being such a bitch!

Magic H8 ball, are you a magic H8 ball?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby sunglasses » Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:11 pm

In the same sense that you're actually a jewish bear. L'chaim.

Magic H8 ball, will people ever ask decent questions?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:17 pm

I don't know, will you?

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby JamishT » Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:00 am

Nope, that might make you happy and it's everyone's goal to prevent that from happening.



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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:35 am

You could, but she'll just point at you and laugh. Then she'll tell all her friends and relatives, and they'll laugh at the idea of you. Someone will get your picture and tell all the major news networks what you did. Of course, the story will spread to the internet and go viral, and soon everyone will know you tried to ask out What's-her-name (ironically, her name won't be deemed significant to the rest of the world). An international treaty will be passed declaring that every day is now Laugh at JamishT (for be tried to ask out What's-her-name) Day. You'll try to disguise yourself and buy an airline ticket to a faraway country, but the person you're buying it from will recognize you and announce your presence to everyone around. You'll go home and try to book a flight online, but when you enter your name, the site will pop up with error messages: "YOU?! Really? Ha ha ha ha." Over and over, with any travel site you try. Moving only at night and living off wild vegetation and vermin, you gradually sneak all the way to the west coast and build a crude raft, to be carried wherever the tides may take you. You find yourself in a developing country, where they just got internet access...

Magic H8 ball, will I ever feel like an adult?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby sunglasses » Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:54 am

In a time far away from now, as you're surrounded by your grandchildren and their children, you'll smile at them and feel a warmth inside. You'll whisper to the nearest of them and they'll crane near you to hear your words to them. Words that will most likely be your last. They learn towards you and hear "Pull my finger."

So, no, I don't think so.


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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:01 am

If you mean will you feel like garbage in the morning, creak when you walk, actually worry about things like the state of your lawn and your blood pressure, and completely unironically use the phrase "Thank God it's Friday", then yes, you'll feel like an adult. Not that I know anything about that.

Actually screw you for reminding me of all that. Also screw Sunny for bogarting my response.

British television is so damn addictive because your life is actually more drab and depressing than it is. Holy shit, where did you go wrong in life?

Magic H8 ball, what exactly does Sunny mean by "actually good questions?" Follow up: are they the opposite of the questions that Moo asks?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby julyjack73 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:54 am

They're questions about your weaknesses and vulnerabilities. Also, no. They are unrelated to Moo's questions.

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