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Postby NisiOptimum » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:30 pm

Following a suggestion on IRC, I'm launching the Magic H8 Ball thread. It's basically like a Magic 8 Ball, but full of hate. So somebody asks a question and then the next person answers in the most unnecessarily hateful way possible before asking their own question.

I'll start. Magic Hate Ball, will I ever find love?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Strant » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:35 pm

Depends on how you define love. If you define is at being pelted by shit from everyone who sees you, then the answer is yes. Otherwise, no.

Magic Hate Ball, will I ever accomplish my life goals?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:37 pm

Yes, you will accomplish your life goals, but only because you will lower your ambition to the point where your goal is being the way to you are now, except with more booze. P.S. You suck.

Magic Hate Ball, can short people and tall people ever be friends?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:42 pm

Yes, but they'll only be friends to declare war on people of average height, which they arbitrarily determine includes you.

Magic Hate Ball, will I ever find fame and sucess in life?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby NisiOptimum » Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:58 pm

Sure. I mean, not in your own life, but I'm sure you can find it in other people's. You whore.

Magic Hate Ball, what is the 27 minus 9?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:07 pm

Your mother is a whore.


Magic 8 ball, will I ever sort out my drive and ambition?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:28 pm

Ask again later, you ambitionless, pointless pounce.


Magic hateball, how come people don't love me?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby JamishT » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:50 pm

Why would they?


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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:53 pm

Maybe so that they can say "Some of my best friends are Amish, but they are (insert something unnecessarily hateful/stupid here)"

Magic Hate Ball, what is the secret of the life in the universe?
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James Bond: "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
Red Grant: "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel, old man?"
From Russia with Love

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:10 pm

Nothing. All life is nothing but the result of random chance, with no meaning to it whatsoever.


Magic Hate Ball, why is the duck-billed platypus?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Andropov4 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:26 pm

Because your mother had a threesome with a duck and a beaver.

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:36 pm

You were an accident, an ACCIDENT!



Magic hateball, what's this lump?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:54 pm

Ah. nothing you'll need to worry about in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Magic Hate Ball: If I think, can I then exist?
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James Bond: "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
Red Grant: "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel, old man?"
From Russia with Love

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby JamishT » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:55 pm

You certainly can, but may you?



Magic Hate Ball, who is my wife?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Nullbert » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:20 pm

Your right hand. Until of course it gets sick of you and divorces you in about three weeks... speaking of which...

Magic Hate Ball, will you marry me?
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