Piter Lauchy wrote:Your question assumes that a) awfulness is time constant and b) there aren't different levels of awfulness.
This means that you, in this moment, are the most awful person on the entire planet and at any point in time. Others are awful, too, but right now, you're their champion. Congratulations. The second I'll insult someone else, that trophy goes to them.
As for me, I am above awfulness. I am the aw.
Magic H8 Ball, how do I keep myself motivated to do something productive?
Simple, by acknowledging how happy everyone else would be once you killed yourself.
Magic H8 Ball, why am I practically the stupidest and most ugly person to ever walk in Gods green earth? Bloody hell everybody is so much better than me in every aspect, especially Piter Lauchy.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'