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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:59 am

You're the only tool who bothered to actually pay for the offal slop they called food.

Magic H8 ball if there's a higher power, deity, God, whatever you want to call it, why does the Robocop remake exist?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:26 am

Because God needs more cocaine.

Magic H8 ball, why?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:32 am

Because you touch yourself at night

Magic H8 ball, why is Kuvira such a bitch?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:44 am

Kuvira isn't a bitch, she's a strong woman who isn't afraid to kill anyone who refuses to build explosive vines and empowered enough to topple any government that stands in her way. This is something you will never understand because you're a man and men take it for granted that they are the ones with all of the exploding vines. Also you have an IQ of 50.

Magic h8 ball, do I need to spell hate like h8?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Australia » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:11 am

You don't need to be a fucking burden on society but you don't seem to have a problem with doing it.

Magic H8 ball, who will be burned next?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:36 am

I suggest Aaron Eckhart. Or else this guy.

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Australia » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:25 am

Because that's what got you a restraining order, six years in prison and an order to knock on all your neighbours' doors to let them know you're an offender, you scumbag.

Magic H8 ball, what is this "Magic Hate Ball" Notch is talking to?

Oh, and I was burned yesterday. All knowing and loathing, my ass.
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:32 am

Your mother.

Magic H8 ball, What is the meaning of life cereal?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Bromo » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:54 am

Life cereal is like life in many ways: it's meaningless, bland, and it eventually goes down the shitter, just like you and your insignificant, pathetic life.

Dear Magic H8 Ball, when will ants be able to legally marry?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Thedizzypunch » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:03 pm

When you're able to pick up your drunken shambling corpse from the ground and clean up your act, you sack of crap.

Magic Hate Ball, what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:57 pm

Your misery and the gradual erosion of everything you love and admire. And I do mean "you" personally; the rest of us are just here to make fun of you.

Magic H8 ball, will I ever get a decent-paying job?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:23 pm

Of course you will get a decent paying job! You completely deserve that. Actually, you're so great, you don't even need to get a job at all. We should all just mail you money for breathing! That's just the kind of person you are, the kind of person that nobody hates and who does not make their parents cry in despair every time they think of you. I'm not being sarcastic at all! Let's all make jbobsully11 king of the internet. That's what he should get for being exactly the kind of person society DEFINITELY wants to employ and who doesn't even remotely make me cringe in disgust for having the nerve even ask if he will ever be capable of performing any task a sane person would be willing to pay for.

Magic h8 ball, can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself can not eat it?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby Strant » Sun Nov 02, 2014 9:50 pm

That's two stupid questions I've answered to, in this thread.

Magic h8 ball, why are there so many stupid questions in this thread?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:23 pm

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Hey, Magic H8 Ball... who, the fuck, are you?
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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby sunglasses » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:16 pm

There is no magic h8 ball, only Zuul.

Magic H8 ball, will i ever be magically rich by winning the lottery?
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