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Six-Word Review

Postby Blackfish » Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:11 am

Sometimes there just isn't that much to say about a movie. Review a movie or TV show you've seen in six words.

The Equalizer:
Denzel does Statham, is actually better
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Can you hear it breathing?
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Australia » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:44 pm

The Human Centipede: I can't masturbate to this yet.

You had to make it six words, didn't you?
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby JamesT » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:59 pm

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier:

What DOES God need with starships?

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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:17 pm

There Will Be Blood

:This is nothing like the book

Hey that fits with a lot of things!
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:31 pm

The Room

What the fuck am I watching?
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Australia » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:50 pm

Scrubs

Where do you think we are?
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:37 pm

Deliverance

Still better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby JamishT » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:42 pm

Bones

There are particulates in every wound.
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:27 pm

House

It's not lupus, you idiot. Vicodin.
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Nullbert » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:57 pm

Seven

aka "What's in the fucking box!"
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:05 pm

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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:13 am

FaceTheCitizen wrote:Twilight.

Love story written by a Mormon.

Twilight

Bestiality or necrophilia? Necrophilia. And sparkles.
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:29 am

The Hobbit

Peter Jackson's attempt to avoid Simallarion
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Bromo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:35 am

A Serbian Film (Click link at your own risk):

Oh, well, sleep is overrated anyway...
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Re: Six-Word Review

Postby Overlord Moo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:32 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the Bay one)

Could've been worse; they were aliens
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