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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby jbobsully11 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:53 am

Granted; something awesome doesn't happen to you.

I wish for something awesome to happen to Malfeasinator.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby RatElemental » Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:39 am

Grante͇̺̤̠͕̰̣ͨͬ͒ͧ̕d̖̱̩͑̒̐͋̎̄ȅ̘̦̳̜̘̰ͤ͗ͩͤͅd̴̪̂ͪ̉ͣ͜n̩̘̦͔̰̼̰̲̲̣̼̎̅͒ͫ̍ͪ͌ͯ̽͌̓̊ͥ̑̓́̚͢͞t̵̷̢̗͖̠̘ͮ͂̐͑̿͗ͯ͛ͯ̌ͥ̾ͨ̅ͭ͑̀͝ḛ̹̠̠͕̱̮̗̼̩̗̞̔̒͛ͪ͘͞d̷̼̜͔͔͓̙͍̹̺̖̲̪͕͉̥̗̳̮̝̉͑͆͂ͬͤ̽ͫ́G̵̶̢̃͒ͨ̊͂ͪ̈͂͐̌̔͗̍ͫ̀̓̏͆͡҉̘̩̖͙̼̱̮̻̠r̛̤͈̪̦͉̯̫̥̬̱̳̤̯͚̙͎̆ͤ͋̽ͭͦ̊͛̈̃͛̾̆ͥ̋̓ͤ͜͠͠ȃ̴̢̛̰͈̳̣͕̪̠̒̒ͭͣ̊ͥ̾̀͝n̨͍̲̜͉̟͈̭̿͋ͣ́̀ͮ̑͆̽͊͋́̂̆̾͡͡t͙̞̣̯̔̋͛ͭ̄̽̾͒͗͠è͕̯̝͍̩̲͙̲̟ͯͧ̾ͩ͘ḑ̸̛͔̘̫̜͖̭̫̗̱͎͔̃̽͛̋ͯͮ͒ͯ̐̎̽̀͡G̡̜̝̙̰̘̟̲͔͎̮̘̺̅̍̊̇ͩ̿̕͜r̸̡̼̱͖͙̳̬̱̭̮͎̣̦͇̲̖̮̜̥̎ͥ͗̆̂́ͤͪ̂ͨ͘̕͢a̷̸̪̺̼̹͖̗͓̱͔͍ͨ͆̊͗ͩ̿̆͒̚n̸̵̨̦͓̝̻̗͖̦͈̠̻͎̜͎͙̣̠̮͑͗́̍̓̈͋͗̋̇̎̋͢ͅt̷̛͎̤̙̱͓̘̬͉̮͔̜̠̥͉ͫ̃̿̆̓̅̐̓͛́ͮͤ͠e̢̅̾̃͊ͪ̐̈́ͥ̈́ͥ̔ͩ̍͆ͫ̑͋͜͡҉̲̗͕̜͓̘̼̥͉̠̭͕ͅḍ͕̪̲̘͔̝̰͉͎̻͎̰̬̔̍̓̉ͪͦͧ̃̔ͮ͛́͟͟

Wish.exe has encountered a fatal error.

I wish the wishing machine was fixed.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby JamishT » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:28 pm

The wishing machine has been fixed. This has come at the cost of every washing machine you will ever use. Every time you go to wash your clothes or whatever else you put into a washing machine, the machine will not work. BUT HEY, THE WISHING MACHINE WORKS.


I wish Elvis had lived for several decades longer than he did.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:08 pm

Granted, but his career goes so far downhill that people only remember him as "that fat loser."

I wish I liked my job.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Gen.Knowledge » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:46 am

Granted. Your job isn't any better, you've just been changed into a soulless peon.

I wish for stability.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Krashlia » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:26 am

Gen.Knowledge wrote:Granted. Your job isn't any better, you've just been changed into a soulless peon.

I wish for stability.


Oh I'll show you stability. Post-apocalypse landscape, right where humanity's numbers are thining out, its cities partially submerged, and its monuments and history on the brink of total wipe out. Its all receding into the background. Life on Earth coming back to zero folks. And here you are, getting a cold just as the vicks nasal spray factory shuts down. Stability. This is life now. You're welcome.

I wish Sanders was elected with Jim Webb as vice pesident.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby RatElemental » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:29 am

Granted, but it turns out Sanders was an alien in disguise playing a(n extremely) long con that went on longer than they thought it would. He slipped in provisions to his bills suggested to congress that made all americans legally slaves to his species, and they all passed. But hey, we all still get free (advanced alien) health care and all the (advanced alien) education we could ask for!

I wish all pets were biologically immortal.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Malfeasinator » Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:49 pm

Granted. The definition of "biologically immortal" has changed to "made of tasty, tasty meat." Oxford's had a weird year.

I wish I knew the next Powerball Jackpot winning numbers.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby JamishT » Sun Sep 02, 2018 4:37 am

Oh you know them, but oopsie doopsie, you're in a coma until someone else stumbles on to them.



I wish bald eagles' calls sounded like "AMEEERICA"
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