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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:24 am

Ladki96 wrote:Granted. Hamilton is showed at your local theater, but most of the cast catches a cold, and you sit through a show of the stand-bys.

Wouldn't it be worse to subject him to getting sneezed and coughed on the whole time while the cast chokes out their lines unconvincingly?

Granted, but you're framed for robbing a bank to get it. You'll be up for parole in 2037.

I wish for the opposite of whatever is done to corrupt this wish.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:33 am

Absolutely nothing happens in response to that wish. It has zero effect.
0*-1 = .... 0

I wish that "more wishes" was not a prohibited wish.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby A Combustible Lemon » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:37 am

Granted, you can now want more than one thing. No one will be bothered to fulfill it for you however.

Shit sorry:
I wish bad games got more remakes to make them good.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:39 am

I wish Lemon would have played the game properly and made a wish.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby A Combustible Lemon » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:36 am

Lemon has now made a wish but chronology of wish fulfillment has been completely borked. And you haven't made a wish.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:43 am

Wish retroactively granted, the entire economy is diverted to game remakes. Billions starve, and all that is left of this mass calamity is a somewhat more tolerable release of Sonic '06

I wish for an end to existential dread.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Jack Road » Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:55 am

Granted: All of existing life in our universe now has a clear and direct purpose for existing. And that purpose is to power a car battery in a universe which contains our own universe.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Krashlia » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:35 am

What the- thats not a purpose! Thats just slavery!... with extra steps!

Granted. You have added an eye lash's width to your height.

I wish we could NTR Russias alliance with Iran, and make Russia apologize to us for it.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:52 am

Krashlia wrote:What the- thats not a purpose! Thats just slavery!... with extra steps!

Granted. You have added an eye lash's width to your height.

I wish we could NTR Russias alliance with Iran, and make Russia apologize to us for it.


Granted. We could, but we won't.

I wish all the "one weird trick" things on the internet actually worked for their advertised purpose and were free.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby RatElemental » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:45 am

Granted. Society collapses as people discover they can write their own "one weird trick" articles to get whatever they want, ending in some crazy person writing one on how to destroy the planet (Environmentalists hate him!).

I wish for a lawyer to help me write up my wish so it can't be corrupted.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:38 pm

random_nerd wrote:I wish for a lawyer to help me write up my wish so it can't be corrupted.


Unfortunately, you didn't have a lawyer to write up THAT wish, so you did not specify that you wanted a GOOD lawyer. They are having you represent yourself for your next wish.

For my wish, I wish for a nice juicy steak. Nice and simple.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby RatElemental » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:38 am

Granted. You now have a bull. There's a nice juicy steak in there... somewhere.

*puts on lawyering tie*

I... uh, hereafter referred to as the "wisher" (is that a word? shit) wish... uh...

Look, how's about we go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor, huh?

Also I want a kitten.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Matthew Notch » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:36 pm

One kitten kabab with lemon and extra harissa coming up.

Actually that sounds delicious. I wish that I get the kabab and random_nerd gets nothing.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:23 am

Matthew Notch wrote:One kitten kabab with lemon and extra harissa coming up.

Actually that sounds delicious. I wish that I get the kabab and random_nerd gets nothing.

Granted, but the meat is raw and rotting.

I wish for free hard copies of all the books on my list of books to get, printed in a language that I can read.
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Re: Twisted Wish Game

Postby Malfeasinator » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:27 pm

jbobsully11 wrote:
Matthew Notch wrote:One kitten kabab with lemon and extra harissa coming up.

Actually that sounds delicious. I wish that I get the kabab and random_nerd gets nothing.

Granted, but the meat is raw and rotting.

I wish for free hard copies of all the books on my list of books to get, printed in a language that I can read.


Granted. You should have specified where you wanted them to be. You are now pregnant with several books, which are just now beginning to grow inside you. This won't end well.

I wish the next wish doesn't come true.
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