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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Nullbert » Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:47 am

A man walks into a baker's with a fish under his arm.
He says: "Do you make fishcakes?"
"Yes," says the baker.
"Good, it's his birthday!"
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Jack Road » Sat Aug 23, 2014 4:10 pm

I'm not sure if you have heard the legend of the evil tuna.

Rumor has it, he was rotten to his albacore.
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby TheSyrupNugget » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:30 am

A blind man is walking his dog down a dock. He winds up bumping into a worker and when they get to talking, he asks whether or not he's in the park. The dock worker says no, they're standing on a dock.

"Of course!" The blind man groans. "I thought there was something fishy about this place!"
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:27 pm

What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

DAMMIT THAT WAS A WALL
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby JamishT » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:27 am

Cod we come up with more? I don't think this thread should be completely FINished. Eel be fun to start anew, I think!
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Anglerphobe » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:46 pm

Triggered.

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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby blehblah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:24 am

Moby Dick.

If I have to explain why that's funny, you are not juvenile enough to get it, so nyyyyaaaahhh at you.
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Revolving Royal » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:29 am

We're Sturgeonly trawling the depths for jokes here.
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby blehblah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:42 am

Revolving Royal wrote:We're Sturgeonly trawling the depths for jokes here.


I don't roe what you're talking about, but this is how it's done.

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HOLY SHIT TAKE THE PICTURE BEFORE MY HEAD, KNEES, AND/OR ASS EXPLODES...
Really, look at my face - that last possibility is totally on the table...
and like how.
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby SilverMaple » Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:37 am

I got a free groan-worthy joke with my aquarium ticket.

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What did the fish say when he posted bail?
"I'm off the hook!"
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//Friend come and go, like the wave in the ocean, but true ones stay like an octopus on our face.\\
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:36 pm

Q: What fish terrorizes the sea bed?
A: Jack the Kipper.
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:41 am

What did the intrepid fish do when he came upon a concrete wall?

He scaled it.
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"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby ghijkmnop » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:54 am

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Re: Fish Jokes

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:57 am

Of course the fisherman's wife would say that, she's more into octopi ;)

Anyway, a monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”
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