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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Craic- » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:41 am

Foot sweat, crotch sweat, the sweat of strangers. I aspire to perspire.

The person below me makes intricate snowglobes depicting key moments in Canadian history...using their dandruff.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Tablo » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:53 pm

Hey!It makes them last longer, i think.Hey! Either that or *shivers* dry cleaner.Oh the horror!

The person below me is secretly a deviant in the woods.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby TheSyrupNugget » Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:23 pm

Well, yes. I don't know about secretly and I don't think it's restricted solely to the woods, but oh boy, if those trees could talk... They'd probably tell me to stop rubbing up against them post-homicide. Yes yes.

The person below me can't start their day properly until they've french kissed the One Direction poster on their wall good morning.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:37 am

It's not a sex thing, okay? It's how I clean my tongue.

The person below me fondles kiwi fruit.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby CarrieVS » Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:45 am

They're all fuzzy.

The person below me washes their dishes by letting their pets lick them clean. And I don't mean they let the pets lick the dishes and then wash them.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:55 pm

In my defense, I have a pet dishwasher. But it has pink eye, so I guess the point is moot.

The person below me talks too much. With his/her mouth full. Of toilet paper.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:22 pm

*Spits out toilet paper in shock.*

Stares at strangers whilst seductively eating bagels. Was also fired recently from their position of tour guide at the bagel factory.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Tablo » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:52 pm

The bagels, they are just sexy, just look at their shape.Oh Yeah! In....*Drools and daydreams for a few seconds*.... Oops where was i. In my defence staring at confused, appalled strangers only serves to arouse me more,i mean it is their fault for being so damn appalled and confused.Also the incident at the bagel factory was not my fault, so many fresh, sexy bagels along with so many confused and appalled strangers.I just couldn't contain myself, in fact i was shocked everyone else could.It was all too much for me, the sexy bagels, the confused and appalled strangers....You know what i will be right back i have to go eh.

The person below gets aroused by people seductively eating bagels whilst looking at strangers.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Craic- » Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:46 am

Those bagels. Bozhe Moi. Veni, Vidi, Veni!

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Overlord Moo » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:21 am

Der Fuhrer's hoden están muy shalom! I mean... No?

The one below once waxed his/her scalp in front of somebody in order to get a date.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:50 am

Eh, it was worth it, she was so surprised I had enough time to kidnap her...I mean, that's a lie.

The person below me keeps jars of their sweat because they think it will turn to wine.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Overlord Moo » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:33 am

Pffff. Please, we all know that piss turns into wine, no sweat. Dumbass.

The one below carefully aranges a salad around his dick, puts it in a bowl, waits for someone to take a bite.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby AboveGL » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:54 am

I just want to redefine "salad tossing".

The one below me becomes aroused at the sight of someone having a nosebleed.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby sunglasses » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:15 am

Hey, I get off on blood, what can I say?

The person below me makes sculptures with cats feces.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Australia » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:34 am

I keep telling you, it's cat's faces. The whiskers make surprisingly strong scaffolding.

The one below stripteases to Celine Dion songs.
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