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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:34 pm

Hey, it's only a day job.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamesT » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:53 pm

Look, if you can find you can find a better use of a liberal arts degree call me on the phone that was disconnected last week.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby julyjack73 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:26 am

You know...

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:15 pm

Heh, there's nothing that scares kids more, except for when I interrupted that water fight with a kettle.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamesT » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:53 pm

At first I want them to have wonderful mustaches like I do. But then I get jealous of their wonderful mustaches and they have to pay.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Psychosassic » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:48 am

That's ridiculous!

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Overlord Moo » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:50 am

*Insert favorite racist joke here*

The one below actually had a favorite racist joke to use.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Psychosassic » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:21 am

So a cow walks into a bar...

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:44 pm

Dresses in a fat suit and insults homeless people at homeless shelters whilst scoffing down Big Macs.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby TheSyrupNugget » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:55 pm

No, homeless people camp out on my lawn and insult me while eating big macs they bought with money they stole from my wallet while I sit on my porch and sob uncontrollably in the fetal position. Mother says it's the best way to stop from becoming full of myself.

Can't itch their privates unless there's someone in the room for them to maintain constant eye contact with while they're doing it.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby whitterbug » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:28 am

Feeling their shivers of terror and distress from across the room is the only thing that soothes the itch.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:40 pm

Woah, that almost made me choke on my...never mind...

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:28 am

Hey that was a one time thing!


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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:41 pm

Well, only the cheap ones...

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamishT » Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:36 am

Prove it.

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