by TheSyrupNugget » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:55 pm
No, homeless people camp out on my lawn and insult me while eating big macs they bought with money they stole from my wallet while I sit on my porch and sob uncontrollably in the fetal position. Mother says it's the best way to stop from becoming full of myself.
Can't itch their privates unless there's someone in the room for them to maintain constant eye contact with while they're doing it.
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TheSyrupNugget on Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.