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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Andropov4 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:49 pm

I'm so sorry Eric.

The person below uses ghost peppers as an anal suppository.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamesT » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:59 pm

Look, if you can find a better treatment for hemorrhoids then tell me. No, seriously, please tell me, I'm dying over here.

The person below me was disbarred for trying to make out with the entire jury... while they were in a relationship with the judge.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Nullbert » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:33 am

Big pimping in the courthouse! *Gets peppersprayed*

The person below me is banned from seven countries after trying to sexually assault volcanoes.
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Re: The Person Below Me – Embarrassing Habits

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:04 am

But, they are so smoking!!! *gets tomatoes thrown* Okay, OKAY!

The person below me eats cotton to try to lose weight.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Jack Road » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:08 am

Not only to lose weight, but also so I don't have to buy toilet paper.

The person below me talks during movies.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby LaoWai » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:23 am

Well, I owe that to all the people who come out to watch me watch movies.

The person below me loves tic-tac-toes (the weird foot fetish, not the childhood game).
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby mancityfooty » Sun May 03, 2015 10:49 pm

Of course I like tic-tac-toes. They're so tasty. Kind of like popcorn shrimp.

The person below me likes to pleasure themselves in public.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby skooma » Mon May 04, 2015 1:50 am

Ever since I got the robot, the public pays for this and calls it art.

The person below me panhandles competitively and will fight anything for $20.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon May 04, 2015 5:34 pm

Well somebody's got to keep infusing the dollar with intrinsic value! Don't gape at me, I'm what's RIGHT with this country!

The person below me eats large scale, gluttonous dinners and invites the homeless to watch, but not share.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamishT » Mon May 04, 2015 6:21 pm

I am an artist. You'll never understand my art. My audience does.



Has a wall of creeper pictures of their own mother.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon May 04, 2015 6:24 pm

*mauls JamishT*

Injects orange juice into their veins like heroin.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby RainyDays » Tue May 05, 2015 4:00 am

Hey, man, scurvy is no laughing matter! That agonizing burning sensation in your veins is how you know it's healthy.

The person below me saves fingernail clippings.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue May 05, 2015 4:12 am

Hey! I know a guy who buys them in bulk.


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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue May 05, 2015 5:18 am

Have you seen what's in those lunch boxes already? I'm doing them a favor by staving off early death, and my probation officer will no doubt agree.

The person below me likes me.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Arakiven » Thu May 07, 2015 7:13 pm

Ever since I first laid my eyes on you, Notch, I knew we were meant to be. Now all I have to do is get rid of your wife and there will be nothing standing in the way of our love...

I mean Whhhaaaaaat? Noooo, that's not true at all...


The person below me thinks planes run off of Witchcraft.
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