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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Matt the Czar » Sat May 09, 2015 6:05 am

WITCH! Your "aerodynamics" and "Bernoullis" have no power over me! Those wings are clearly to hide the ley line golems!


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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun May 10, 2015 8:48 am

That's not a habit, Matt. That's just mentioning a facet of my personality. Learn to play the game by the rules. Oh, and if you're going to accuse me of anything ridiculous, you might try actually referencing something ridiculous instead of telling people I believe something that is obviously true.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby CarrieVS » Sun May 10, 2015 2:26 pm

I already ate all of my own.


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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamishT » Mon May 11, 2015 5:29 am

What? It's warm, fuzzy, colorful, and has the affection of a cat! It's really the perfect pet.



The person below me sucks on their ring finger when it is not in use.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Andropov4 » Mon May 11, 2015 5:31 am

Hey, don't mock me just because I lost my thumbs in a gaming tournament!

The person below me blows their nose on other people's hair.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby mancityfooty » Thu May 14, 2015 12:16 am

What? Where else would I do it?
Oh, you mean the hair...up there...on the head? Ooooh, gross! How could a person do that?


The person below me pleasures themselves to the sound of whale song.
At seaworld.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:11 pm

/me shivers just thinking about it

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:55 pm

Hey! I don't kill them! I just torture them to death via Mongolian silver torture!

The person below me uses rhambutan seeds as anal beads.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby blehblah » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:43 pm

You caused me to Google... and Google said:

Showing results for rambutan seeds
Search instead for rhambutan seeds


I think you pulled that spelling out of your ass.


The person below me pulls the spelling of common words out of Google's ass. Ass-in:

"Comon, did you mean, Common, or C'mon, you just had to Google this?"
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:51 pm

That's a lye.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:32 am

Hey, like you have a better way to do hip abductor exercises!

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby Kivutar » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:48 am

And I'm not in the least ashamed of it.

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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby JamishT » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:31 am

My hairdresser and I have a very close, but strange, relationship because of it.


The person below me believes that Britney Spears is their secret lover.
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Re: The Person Below Me- Embarrassing Habits

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:47 pm

Yes, not Billie Jean though.

The person below me wears a Kylo Ren mask everywhere because of a secret desire to be called out on wearing an unnecessary mask.
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