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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DoglovingJim » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:39 am

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:When I water the plants in my yard, do my cats think I'm peeing?


Depends on what you're "watering" them with.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:09 am

Whoever proofread Hitler’s speeches was literally a grammar Nazi.
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:33 am

Rejection letters usually have multiple paragraphs.

But does anyone ever read beyond "We regret to inform you..."?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:48 am

cmsellers wrote:Rejection letters usually have multiple paragraphs.

But does anyone ever read beyond "We regret to inform you..."?

I do, on the off-chance that they'll actually give a reason beyond "We're going in a different direction, and other generic lines that you and I both know are technically true, but will be hilariously unhelpful to you going forward."

I also keep hoping that maybe I'll get one that was written by someone who was bored and says something like, "I wonder if anyone is reading this, or if I could just put in random bullshit. I would like to quote various comic book characters for the remainder of this page and a half rejection letter, formatted as paragraphs in case my supervisor glances over my shoulder as I write..."

So far, no luck.
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:25 pm

Given that ducks are among the animal kingdom's most notorious rapists, the way that Apple and Google insist on autocorrecting "fucking" to "ducking" isn't just annoying, it's kind of ducking disturbing.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:53 pm

Does anyone else ever sometimes feel like you are a different person—literally—after waking up from sleep? Sort of like the transporter problem, except each episode of sleep interrupts your continuous consciousness and is almost a mini-death?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:13 pm

This sounds suspiciously like the beginning of an attempt to sell me a mattress, sellers.
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To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:47 pm

Damn. If I'd realized you could resell old mattresses, I wouldn't have thrown my old one in the dumpster.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Australia » Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:56 pm

Ooh, which dumpster?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Absentia » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:44 am

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:56 am

Australia wrote:Ooh, which dumpster?


The one JamesT lives in. Since he upgraded from his cardboard box, he hasn't been around here. Something about being better than us now or something.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:59 am

Australia wrote:Ooh, which dumpster?

The one that Dino set on fire.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:15 am

cmsellers wrote:
Australia wrote:Ooh, which dumpster?

The one that Dino set on fire.


RIP JamesT!

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:44 am

I woudn't worry about him. "T" is short for "Targaryen."

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:39 am

I want to start a dating website that's like FarmersOnly.com, only for fisherfolk.

I would call it SoleMates.
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