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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:49 am

It'd be a wasted opportunity for Bethesda to not call the new Wasteland "Waste Virginia".
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:34 pm

I've been trying to eat healthier, and one thing that I've noticed is that pretty much everything I'm eating is advertised somewhere as "gluten-free," "GMO free," "organic," "vegan," a "superfood," and has the word "ancient" somewhere in the description, the only exceptions being foods that aren't vegan or gluten-free.

I've decided that if I start a food company, I'm going to advertise my products as "buzzword-free."
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Australia » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:07 am

Guess you won't be selling honey then.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:34 am

Australia wrote:Guess you won't be selling honey then.

Why not? Honey is vegan-free.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby random_nerd » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:44 am

cmsellers wrote:I've been trying to eat healthier, and one thing that I've noticed is that pretty much everything I'm eating is advertised somewhere as "gluten-free," "GMO free," "organic," "vegan," a "superfood," and has the word "ancient" somewhere in the description, the only exceptions being foods that aren't vegan or gluten-free.

I've decided that if I start a food company, I'm going to advertise my products as "buzzword-free."

Some cleaning products advertise themselves as chemical free.

I kid you not.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Australia » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:16 pm

cmsellers wrote:
Australia wrote:Guess you won't be selling honey then.

Why not? Honey is vegan-free.

Oh, because it makes them break into hives?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:18 am

If the casting director for Parks & Rec would have chosen Jenny Slate to play Ann Perkins instead of Rashida Jones, I don't think the show would be noticeably different. Sure, some of the jokes would have been different, and someone else would have had to been cast as Mona Lisa Saperstein, but that wouldn't drastically change the show at all!

I'm not saying that Ann Perkins should have been played by Mona Lisa, that would have been awful. I'm saying that Jenny could have played Ann Perkins just as well, if not better than Rashida. And it would have helped keep Parks & Rec in the same universe as The Office. Unless you believe the theory that Ann Perkins is Karen Filippeli in Witness Protection because she saw the Scranton Strangler do his thing. Or maybe Toby thought she suspected him and tried to strangle her! It's ALL connecting!
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:29 pm

Do you ever read someone's post and think Word Jumble? I do.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:47 pm

If I go to Hawaii and cover myself in a banned formula of sunscreen... how will they even know?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Krashlia » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:13 am

iMURDAu wrote:If I go to Hawaii and cover myself in a banned formula of sunscreen... how will they even know?


(Federal sunscreen inspector licks Imurdau to test for illegal sunscreen)
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:35 am

Krashlia wrote:
iMURDAu wrote:If I go to Hawaii and cover myself in a banned formula of sunscreen... how will they even know?


(Federal sunscreen inspector licks Imurdau to test for illegal sunscreen)


I mean, it's expected you get lei'd when you arrive, so that's plausible...
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:55 am

It's a missed opportunity that the MCU has yet to make Sleipnir jokes.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:09 am

I always get patted down in the crotch when I go through the TSA porno scanners.

I have always fantasized about being able to wear kilts, and will someday if I have money.

Traditionally, you are supposed to go commando when wearing kilts.

What happens if I go through a TSA scanner wearing a kilt the proper way before I lose enough weight for the porno scanners to decide I have a bomb in my crotch?

I figure they are touching my balls anyways, it does not matter how many layers of fabric are between my scrotum and their hands, but I am not sure that the TSA would agree.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:43 am

cmsellers wrote:I always get patted down in the crotch when I go through the TSA porno scanners...

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:30 am

When I water the plants in my yard, do my cats think I'm peeing?
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