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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Phighter » Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:31 am

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!

Oh wait, it's the fifth of July?

And you're shooting off fireworks in the middle of the night?

Assholes.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Jack Road » Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:11 pm

How can Marcuse be an Admin and a Darth Mod?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby MisterKrinkle » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:04 pm

I think I want to start a barbershop quartet that does covers of 50 cent songs.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Phighter » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:23 pm

I think this conversation happened:

Songwriter: So we have this song here about love, this one here about passion, this one's kind of sexy...anything jumping out to you?
Katy Perry: You know what jumps out at me? Fireworks. They're cool and I love the Fourth of July. Can we make a song that gets played every Fourth of July?
Songwriter: We don't have a song like that prepared...
Katy Perry: Well I want one. Make me a fireworks song. It better be good.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:25 pm

Jack Road wrote:How can Marcuse be an Admin and a Darth Mod?


To bring balance to the Force. Got to have someone using the Dark Side of the Administrative Functions.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:16 pm

I'm starting to think "fangleberries" might be some kind of crude nickname for someone's genitalia.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Thu Jul 09, 2015 5:23 am

Whenever I see that a Facebook friend has gotten married, I briefly think about them going at it.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Jack Road » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:40 am

Whenever I see JamishT, I briefly for a very long time think about what he is looking at, which is of course, the farmer and his daughter from American Gothic going to town on each other.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Phighter » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:32 am

I think hand holding is sexy.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby skooma » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:36 am

Redacted cuz I am WAY too stoned to post here. I just spent a long time trying and still can't figure out how to make a keyboard shrug emoticon, anyway ignore me.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:47 pm

While I was eating breakfast this morning, I kept giving my parrot little bits of apple and pancake. She took a couple of bites out of them, then flung them onto the floor, where they were promptly devoured by the dog.

It's the ciiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife...
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:34 am

...come to think of it, where did that guy in the bloodstained apron driving that panel truck get all of that meat?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Revolving Royal » Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:46 pm

I was just remembering the funeral my family had for a well used and well loved set of The Lord Of The Rings trilogy. We decided that throwing them away like trash wasn't the end they diserved, so we built a roaring fire to send them off. I know the pyre carried them into the Undying Lands, where they belong.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby caitlent » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:02 pm

Why is the standard "peanut butter and jelly" when jam spreads so much easier?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby sunglasses » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:26 pm

Because there is no "peanut butter and jam time" song.
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