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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Australia » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:45 pm

Just start with them reading each other's birth certificates or analysing their family tree. What's sexier than reading?

Alternatively just have one say 'Hey cuz, how's the penis?" which I guess means they can't both be in the same room at the start of the scene.

Did Netflix release Bandersnatch just to see how many of their users were psychopaths who deliberately torture Stefan? That's the good kind of data, right?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:18 am

Anglerphobe wrote:How do you write the characterisation for incest porn? Obviously the dialogue has to establish the relationship that makes up the whole premise, but it's not like real siblings constantly reference the fact that they're related in conversation. It must be even harder with cousins. How do you include in your dialogue how the two characters have mutual uncles?

If you make both characters come from West Virginia, or your country's local equivalent, it becomes heavily implied.

NathanLoiselle wrote:I just assume that all porn is incest porn.

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:18 am

A few musical acts are turning down requests to play the half time show at next month's Super Bowl game. Well, that have spoken publicly, there could be more. The reason being given by these acts is generally that they don't want to be seen as supporting the NFL who they see as being against Colin Kaepernick due to how he was apparently handled by the league.

Maroon 5 is currently afaik the only act booked.

If they remain the only performers.... does that mean I can go around saying Maroon 5 are a bunch of pop rockin' racists? Because I want to do that. It would be way more fun than just trashing their music. Who's with me?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:34 pm

I've always found Maroon 5 to be a little offensive along with holographic Freddy Mercury, David Bowie, and Micheal Jackson.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:42 am

I'm not watching the halftime show until Weird Al plays!
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:08 pm

That won't happen. He'd be more entertaining than the game and they don't want that.

I think about it though and yeah that is about the only thing that would get me interested in the half time show.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:14 am

When I was depressed, nothing brought me joy, including having a roof over my head.

Does Marie Kondo want depressed people to give up all their worldly possessions and become homeless?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:19 pm

Do cat-dislikers presume that if I died unexpectedly at home, and my cat was shut in with my body, and no-one found us for weeks, I would want her to starve to death?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby SandTea » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:46 am

Should I play Star Wars blaster sounds outside to try and get the mockingbirds here to make outside sound awesome?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby IamNotCreepy » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:08 pm

SandTea wrote:Should I play Star Wars blaster sounds outside to try and get the mockingbirds here to make outside sound awesome?


Reminds me of this video:

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby Krashlia » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:45 am

I'm pretty sure that if both the Communists and Fascist countries were actually both fascist states.

So, if I became the ruler, given the politically vicious nature of such states, I will either expose my family to bloody infighting amongst themselves for power or develop Arabian-Mideast styles of dictatorial politics in which there is high trust among family and close friends, but little anywhere else. This will introduce a culture of habits stemming from the top, that thus ensures that the West will never recover.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby RatElemental » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:13 pm

If Jesus is the son of god, and Mary is the mother of god, does that mean Mary is Jesus' grandmother?

Furthermore, Mary's mother is Jesus' grandmother too, so Mary is her own mother. Mary's father is also Jesus' grandfather, but since god is Jesus' father and Jesus is god, then that means Jesus is both his own father and his own grandfather, which means he is Mary's father too.

My brain hurts.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby cmsellers » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:01 pm

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby JamishT » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:54 am

RatElemental wrote:If Jesus is the son of god, and Mary is the mother of god, does that mean Mary is Jesus' grandmother?

Furthermore, Mary's mother is Jesus' grandmother too, so Mary is her own mother. Mary's father is also Jesus' grandfather, but since god is Jesus' father and Jesus is god, then that means Jesus is both his own father and his own grandfather, which means he is Mary's father too.

My brain hurts.


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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:43 am

Who are forgiven!









Not by me though.
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