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Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:47 am

Apart from the ancient and universal code of Behave Yourself, there is one variation to this tread: You may NOT stay on topic! Any subject being discussed for more than two posts shall be deemed too linear for this purpose and may be thrown out as such. That being said...

I fucking LOVE those little yellow minions from Despicable Me. Their earnestness and carefree determination to GIGGLE at everything is actually an inspiration to me. To those who have seen the sequel, my newly purple hair is an homage to their recent plight. Minions rock!
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby gregfrankenstein » Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:44 am

Shouldn't "behind my back" refer to my front? Does everyone know this but me? Is this some gradiose conspiracy you've all been plotting in front of my back?
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Postby gregfrankenstein » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:13 am

At first glance, I thought this thread was similar to The Insufferable Mound, but in that thread, you were allowed to go off-topic, whereas here, it's mandatory.

Plus, we should probably keep that thread quarantined as evidence.
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Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:32 am

My favorite episode of Voyager is "Q2." In my opinion, John de Lancie just owns the role of Q!
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Postby NotCIAAgent » Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:20 pm

As some of you may know, I have a black friend. Well... at least I consider he my friend, but he is evidently black. So I decided to observe him and other black people for some time while in disguise (NEVER wear blackface around people. Any people. Learned the hard way, with some equally hard mouth punches), because that's what white people does when they aren't exploring uncharted jungles searching for gold or spices, and I made three interesting discoveries.

(PS: It might be considered racist, but remember: I have a black friend.)

1 - Black people's skin is considerably darker than white people's skin. BUT DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT ONE! I am afraid this may be a hasty conclusion based solely on personal experience. I will study this possibility a little more to have some statistics to show.

2 - Black men's voices seems to have a way larger range of variation than white person's voice. It can range from "castrated Jackson 5 lead" to "hoarse James Earl Jones". And most of them sing quite well.

3 - While white people can't neither dance or jump, black people can both dance and jump. At the same time. Most humiliating basketball match of my life.

Besides this, black people and white people are pretty much the same, I guess. Now I need a Jewish friend and an Asian friend for my next racial study. Luckily, my Craiglist's candidates are quite promising, even though they don't stop asking me if I have any renal disease.






Edit: God knows how nervous I am about this comment's reception. Seriously. And in any case, THIS IS JUST A JOKE. All of this. Okay?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:51 pm

I'm female, would I help in your search for a broader friend demographic?
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Postby CarrieVS » Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:53 pm

I like your new signature, Orange.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby NotCIAAgent » Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:01 pm

All right, Orange, but I will need a disguise.

Get me some dresses, a ribbon, and a flowery umbrella. Don't worry about make up, I can make a blackface here.
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:12 pm

fun fact: Most people don't actually think randomly. That's why random number tables exist (and were used a lot before random number generators came out).
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Postby LaoWai » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:56 pm

I'm the only person I know whose favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. This leads me to one of two conclusions: either other people buy a lot of ice cream that they really don't enjoy, or the ice cream companies are making a lot of vanilla ice cream for me.

Since I don't buy that much ice cream (think, maybe, a pint a year), other people must be using vanilla ice cream for something other than enjoyment, and I just can't get what it might be, because I thought that was a thing you were supposed to enjoy. Note that I'm not talking about the vanilla ice cream in sandwiches, chipwiches or even sundaes here; I'm talking about the single serving ice creams you get at a convenience store, which are just vanilla ice cream and a little wooden paddle sort of thing. It's especially disturbing since I'm incapable of eating said vanilla ice cream without taking it home and using a proper spoon. (The wooden paddle sometimes scrapes against my teeth, and that scraping sensation just gives me the heebie-jeebies.) So who the hell are they making all this heebie-jeebie vanilla ice cream for?
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby NotCIAAgent » Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:41 pm

LaoWai wrote:So who the hell are they making all this heebie-jeebie vanilla ice cream for?


Probably for you. Because, you know... never say no to panda.



PS: Can't post youtube videos. Weird.

PPS: Thanks, Damiana. Weird, anyways...
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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:48 pm

NotCIAAgent wrote:PS: Can't post youtube videos. Weird.


You can. You just use http instead of https.
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Postby JamesT » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:31 pm

Anyone ever look at a tall building and feel inadequate? Damn Sears Tower is mocking me.
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Postby AboveGL » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:27 pm

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Re: Random thoughts...

Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:36 am

We never see the moon at the same time - couldn't even if we wanted to. I fucking HATE that about us!
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