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You Know You're A TCSer if...

Postby JamishT » Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:47 pm

...you are fine with talking to spiders, fish, and bears

...you've never physically seen some of your closest friends

...the name "Kate" makes you feel the warm fuzzies

...Edward Snowden makes you think of a Filipino

...you know exactly what not to Google ever

...you know more about the Amish than any of your IRL friends (thanks to ME...sorry, I had humble moment there)

...hobos makes you think of a bearded piece of awesome

...every time someone around you makes a wish, you instinctively twist it

...you've tried some of those awkward chat up lines

...when you and your IRL friends are discussing dark humor, your dark humor scares them away

...when some of your favorite stories start out, "One time on chat..."

...when you have a question about politics or whatever, you go to Serious Stuff to see if Aviel has weighed in on it

...you believe the Internet can be a great place

What are some other symptoms of being a TCSer?
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby sunglasses » Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:49 pm

"Hold on, I gotta check in on my game...no it's not sports."
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby Overlord Moo » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:05 pm

When you explain that the game you are playing (which involves, among other things, a sociopathic robot, a sex-crazed captain with an automatic "swooshy" cape, the original Kahn, a child-bearing coffee machine, and the Lutece twins) requires TONS of strategy, and your friends look at you like you've gone mad.
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby ButtChocolate » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:21 pm

When people in real life try to engage you in serious discussion, and you think it's perfectly normal and acceptable to derail the conversation into a rant about hot dog buns, toilet paper, or the the age old question that has haunted man since his early beginnings: sitting vs standing.
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:28 pm

You have an alter devoted to Sandwich Man that you pray to every night.
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby JamesT » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:33 pm

JamishT wrote:What are some other symptoms of being a TCSer?


-Nausea and vomiting
-Muscle weakness
-Confusion
-Hair loss
-Bleeding from the nose, mouth, gums, and rectum


Wait a minute... some of these may be related to that uranium I found instead
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby CleverDick » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:44 pm

Dick jokes, innuendo in your end-o and sleazy puns punctuate your speech. In real life, this has dragged me from "funny" to "we should probably stop hanging out with him."
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:51 pm

You can finally say that you saw silent movies, which otherwise you wouldn't have saw out of laziness.

CleverDick wrote:Dick jokes, innuendo in your end-o and sleazy puns punctuate your speech. In real life, this has dragged me from "funny" to "we should probably stop hanging out with him."

Well, you name is CleverDick, after all.
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby HarpingCarp » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:11 pm

...when you have a dedicated GIF folder, where you collect (compulsively) and store GIFs from all over the internet, for that one time you'll need the right GIF.

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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby ButtChocolate » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:35 pm

Waaaaaaaaaait a second. We're all TCSers... but the topic line reads "You Know You're A TSCer if..." What exactly is going on here? *Gasp* IT'S A TRAP! Run guys...! Jamish is trying to expose us as... as... well, I don't know. What does TSC stand for? *Gulp* Are one or more of us a:

Treasonous Shit Cookie
Terrible Slut Commander
Transmigrant Sperm Catcher
Turkish Spa Coordinator
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Typically Scandalous Cockmonger
Topical Salve Consumer
Torturous Slobbering Creep
Tagalog Speaking Changeling
Toast Scraping Carnivore
Terraforming Strait Cartographer
???

*BC backs away slowly, suspicious of which one of his fellow TCSers might be a TSCer in disguise, waiting to get him alone and make its move*

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Don't come any closer... or I WILL get the high score on that sweet pinball machine!
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:54 pm

ButtChocolate wrote:Tagalog Speaking Changeling

Now, see here, Butts, I couldn't help being switched at birth!
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ButtChocolate wrote:Tagalog Speaking Changeling

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I don't speak that language. AT ALL.
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Re: You Know You're A TSCer if...

Postby JamishT » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:59 pm

ButtChocolate wrote:Waaaaaaaaaait a second. We're all TCSers... but the topic line reads "You Know You're A TSCer if..." What exactly is going on here? *Gasp* IT'S A TRAP! Run guys...! Jamish is trying to expose us as... as... well, I don't know. What does TSC stand for? *Gulp* Are one or more of us a:

Treasonous Shit Cookie
Terrible Slut Commander
Transmigrant Sperm Catcher
Turkish Spa Coordinator
Totally Symmetrical Clone
Typically Scandalous Cockmonger
Topical Salve Consumer
Torturous Slobbering Creep
Tagalog Speaking Changeling
Toast Scraping Carnivore
Terraforming Strait Cartographer
???

*BC backs away slowly, suspicious of which one of his fellow TCSers might be a TSCer in disguise, waiting to get him alone and make its move*

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Don't come any closer... or I WILL get the high score on that sweet pinball machine!
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OH FRICK! It was a mistake! Really! Or a reference to my upbringing as my family did a lot of business with TSC (Tractor Supply Co.)...we really did! Now I gotta go change the title to this thread...
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Re: You Know You're One of Those Things if...

Postby ButtChocolate » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:21 pm

JamishT wrote:OH FRICK! It was a mistake! Really! Or a reference to my upbringing as my family did a lot of business with TSC (Tractor Supply Co.)...we really did! Now I gotta go change the title to this thread...


No, it's too late! We've caught you! He's one of them... things! F-For all I know, any one of you could b-be one of those... Terrible Slut Commanders... I don't know where everyone was, every second of the night...!

Glassjaw Girl. Wh-where were you when the TCS blood supply got slashed and contaminated! S-She could have been off somewhere teaching Tagalog to EricTheBearJew! And Carp- where was he when JamesT grew that tendril and absorbed some random newbie into his body, like he often does- h-he could have been at a Turkish Spa, Coordinating towels and hot rocks!

*BC starts smashing random reel-to-reel equipment that no one really knows why its kept around here in the first place*

No... don't you see?!? That... that Tractor Supply Co. ... it wanted to be us!

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Epic start to your paranoia themed, Meta-TCS Mafia game, Jamish! I'm so immersed already- I don't know whether to high five you or blow you up with this stick of dynamite and then unwittingly leave your remains so they merge back together later and horrifyingly absorb me into them when no ones reading my post...!


*BC is dragged off to a shack outside, because THAT'S the best thing to be done with someone who's hysterical while Tractor Supply Co. reps lurk about, looking to rip off our faces, or at the very least sell us topsoil at 99 cents a square foot*
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Re: You Know You're A TCSer if...

Postby Australia » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:01 pm

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When you turn off girls because you presume cunnilingus refers to the cunning linguistics of the internet forum and promptly stop talking, walk to your computer and catch up on the spiels and puns made by TCSers, only to return with a witticism a few hours later to find the girl and your wallet missing. As opposed to, well...

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Re: You Know You're A TCSer if...

Postby LaoWai » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:02 pm

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...you see this and immediately think,"Can I make that my avatar, w00?" then wonder whether or not Halloween will lend some new life to the Haunted House II game. (Really, let's get that thread active again...Maybe Bellona as well. 'Tis the season.)
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