by Australia » Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:58 am
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an Australian. Now I'll have a rum and coke, a beer, three shots of tequila and an appletini, easy on the tini.
Wait, this is a bar, right? Don't tell me I've stumbled into another pre-school. I urinated on that times-tables poster mostly by accident!
Anyone want a sip from my flask? Bourbon and redback poison. It's a killer mix.
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