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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby LaoWai » Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:23 am

Told the guy, i told him, let's see who's laughing now that the glove's on the other foot, and he's all, dude, go home, but who's going to fill the boot? I mean, let's all go ahead and maypole and prevaricate about the bush all we want, but in the end of it all, one of us is going to have to face down and knuckle all these little people, right? I mean the fairies, right, not like the little-people little people, because I'm not some kind of, like, midgetist or whatever. But someone's gotta, you know, get these fairies in hand and, like, take care of them...

My keyboard feels like cinnamon tastes. (I may be in the wrong thread.)
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Grimstone » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:00 am

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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Irishjava » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:20 pm

My wife is at a bachelorette party, my daughter is with my family-in-law, and I am EXTREMELY drunk home alone at 6:18PM and listening to the Song of Durin on repeat.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby SandTea » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:36 am

Irishjava wrote:home alone at 6:18PM and listening to the Song of Durin on repeat.


Not the hobbit drinking song!?
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Irishjava » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:00 am

SandTea, I'm gonna be real. I was gonna stop drinking since I was *a reasonable amount* deep, but literally as soon as I heard the first bar of that song I slid down the stairs and got two more beers. I go out a fair amount, but I gotta say drinking alone to LOTR music is SUPER underrated.

*It was not a reasonable amount
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:41 am

I have discovered the wonders and greatly underestimated the effects of Aperol. That's some good shit.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:59 pm

Instant apple cider with powdered ginger and apple pucker. It's marginally better than it sounds.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby gisambards » Thu May 03, 2018 1:22 am

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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun May 13, 2018 10:03 pm

Hard cider is awesome. Yet another reason Prohibition was a bad idea...
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby mancityfooty » Mon May 14, 2018 12:37 am

smoked some herb and did the horizontal dirty for about 3 hours and two times for me, does this count?
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