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The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:00 am

DO NOT POST HERE UNLESS YOU'VE CONSUMED AT LEAST TWO SERVINGS OF ALCOHOL

I am quite tipsy... tomorrow's my 37th birthday.. Wouldn't you be?

EDIT: For those of us who can't drink, try to get "fucked up" on something and if not, be patient. People here are... well, fucked up!
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Midas Burroughs » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:40 am

Get back to me when the minimum is ten.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby sunglasses » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:26 am

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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:35 am

Sunny, the point isn't to have two drinks for every member of the forum. And no, I haven't had the two-drink minimum, but I'm a mod, so yah boo sucks.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:06 am

I just came from throwing down some DJ action downtown, so while I'm not drunk, I WAS hit on by a couple very attractive drunk ladies. Yowza.

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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Blackfish » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:42 am

About time we had a drunk thread. Haven't had a drink yet, but I have about half a liter of vodka at home with my name on it.

Also, happy birthday in advance, in case I don't come on until after tomorrow!
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby NisiOptimum » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:52 am

JugularNotch wrote:I just came from throwing down some DJ action downtown, so while I'm not drunk, I WAS hit on by a couple very attractive drunk ladies. Yowza.

*is clubbed from behind by Mrs. Notch*


When you told her you were going clubbing she must have misunderstood.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Australia » Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:58 am

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an Australian. Now I'll have a rum and coke, a beer, three shots of tequila and an appletini, easy on the tini.

Wait, this is a bar, right? Don't tell me I've stumbled into another pre-school. I urinated on that times-tables poster mostly by accident!

Anyone want a sip from my flask? Bourbon and redback poison. It's a killer mix.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:46 am

Ohhh. Do we allow hungover regrets in this... *shrieks* OW... pum'me down, you oversized son of a... oof! *lands unceremoniously outside thread*

I hate you all!
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby sunglasses » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:21 pm

Regrets, the hangover kind included, thrive at TCS. NOW STOP YELLING. Why is your typing so loud?
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby DangerChocomog » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:54 pm

*Gazes forlornly through the window*
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:54 pm

Australia wrote:I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an Australian. Now I'll have a rum and coke, a beer, three shots of tequila and an appletini, easy on the tini.


Appletini? When did they start serving straight guy drinks? *takes a sip* Mmmm... It's fresh.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby LaoWai » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:17 pm

Hey, guys, I'm here! Let's get this party started.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby Typical Michael » Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:34 pm

Happy Birthday, you brazen hussy! Wait shit..its 2:30 in the afternoon.
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Re: The Cocktail Lounge - two drink minimum, adults only

Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:36 pm

*passes a hand-rolled "cigarette" in Michael's direction*

Thank you! Who the hell is that creepy stalker peeping through the window? Could I get a few of you fellas to drag his ass in here and make him explain things?
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