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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Overlord Moo » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:19 pm

Hey, I'm the only one allowed to steal from Game of Thrones here (which reminds me, I REALLY need to get back to work on that again. Stupid school).

Wonderful epilogue Carrie and good game everyone.

Except for you, Marcuse
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Tablo » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:01 pm

Good work everyone.Being a Gm has been stressful and tough but you all made it worth it.Links to the docs will be pmed by carrie to you all tomorrow.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:05 pm

*Wild applause*
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Marcuse » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:28 pm

Tablo wrote:Links to the docs will be pmed by carrie to you all tomorrow.


*looks sheepish*

Erm, guys? Way ahead of you...

But seriously, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Carrie and Tablo for being excellent GMs in this game, and for everyone that played for being wonderful sports.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Cullenmcpimpin » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:44 am

thanks Tablo and Carrie. This was a blast. Fucking GG wouldn't stay dead though. Thanks for the award it made me feel all fuzzy inside.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:50 pm

CarrieVS wrote:And that's the end of the story.

Shit, that's all?

CarrieVS wrote:But wait!

We have awards! For everyone! In no particular order!

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Abuser of the Markup Award, for using the 500 font in every post possible.

Meh, don't be so... whatever.

I would like to thank Tablo and Carrie, for being excellent GMs. This game was a blast. I can't believe that I managed to survive until just before the end of the game. And thanks for the award, I suppose that counts for... something, I guess.

And now I'm outta here folks!



P.S: Fuck you Marcuse.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby NudgeNudge » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:17 pm

FINALE POST!

Jerusalem was a new city now that war had gone, but some people were not that happy about it. The originator, a man that went with the name of Markyus was now equally loved and hated by the remaining citizens of Jerusalem. Bartholomew himself... well, didn't really care about Markyus' methods to stop the war (which, by all accounts, were pretty sneaky), but he had attended to the dawn of a new legend, and that's the event of a lifetime for a poet like he was.

So he got really, really drunk and went, maybe for the last time, to the city square, with his lute. He had a couple of verses figured out, and he would probably be able to come up with more while singing. What happened next was... definitely strange.



LYRICS HERE:

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Tis’s the story
of a great man, Markyus
he brought us the freedom
now I give you the news

Both Muslims and Christians
hoped to count with him
but our beloved hero
he didn’t give in

MC: You’re not telling the whole story!

BN: Wait, who are you?

MC: We’re time travelers from the future, and we bring our new sounds with us.

BN: Madness!

From the N, to the U, to the D-G-E
That’s me, get ready

Gimme the mike and I will burst your bubble
When Markyus is in your team you know you are in no trouble
But what if he’s in every team? You’ve just seen
He’s gonna mess you up til you can’t even scream

He was born with a mission, a mission of peace
but he ain’t liked his condition, he said “screw the police”
Let’s break this game just for the sake of it
He began receiving offers so he checked if he could profit

So should I join the Queen? Or should I join the Sultan?
Should I join no one or will they find that insulting?
Maybe I should play with both, but for neither
I’ll go to church and to the mosque just to see what I can see there

His crazy mind plotted a crazy plan:
to kill every fighter in the Holy Land
and he helped the people and he refused to lose
that’s why I’m singing today about the feats of you, Markyus
Tis’s the story
of a great man, Markyus
he brought us the freedom
now I give you the news

Both Muslims and Christians
hoped to count with him
but our beloved hero
he didn’t give in

BN: Hey, that’s exactly what I sang before! What’s this sorcery?

MC: We recorded you in our cassette tape, then played it again!

BN: A… magic box!

MC: Yeah, a magic box… Now… bagpipe solo!

(BAGPIPE SOLO)

Let’s get it on again with the great story
of a really great man and his quest for glory
One by one, they all began to fall
Cries of terror beside the Wailing Wall

BN: Wait!

MC: What?

BN: Let me do a verse, please!

MC: You think ya have the flow?

BN; I don’t understand the question, so I won’t respond to it

MC: Go ahead, make me proud

I’m going to make you proud, I’m going to say it loud
Because my rhymes are good and I’m a man from da hood

MC: No, you can’t say that.

BN: Why?

MC; It’s not believable

BN: I see…

I’m Bartholomew, the Bard from Jerusalem
and as I see it, this was a battle between us and them
We were just townies, they had the power
Do you hear me, guys, or do I have to speak louder?

By the way, that’s a rhetorical question
did I mention that Markyus is a champion?
He was always there, and he helped me kill my rival
it wasn’t a matter of honour, it was a matter of survival

But to be frank, I didn’t like his plan at first
His ideas were good, I mean, I’ve seen worse
but I felt bad for the warriors fighting out there
dying for their faiths, but Markyus didn’t care

And he planned every move very carefully
because one misstep could mean the end of him
but he did no wrong, that’s why we’re singing this song
though I feel this verse has gone on for too long

Tis’s the story
of a great man, Markyus
he brought us the freedom
now I give you the news

MC: That wasn’t too shabby, Bartholomew, you know whattamsayin? You have what’s needed to be a rapper, now go out there and spread the word of hip hop.

BN: The word of what? Is that, like a new God or something?

MC: In a way, yes, it is.

BN: I’ll do my best, you magical people. Goodbye!


When he woke up, he knew what he had to do.



Yay! This was an awesome game. Thanks so much to Carrie and Tablo, they were great GMs. They even gave me an award! The Chuck Berry Award! I'm going to give myself the Chuck D Award now, because why not?

So yeah, it's been a great game... AGAIN! You're all so cool it's not even funny.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby ButtChocolate » Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:52 pm

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The Lady’s Chew-Toy Award, for being hated by the dice
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Cordslash » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:23 pm

Thanks Carrie! Thanks Tablo! I loved the game even if I did die early on. It's only when you look back that you start seeing at least some of the machinations. Well played Marc! Thanks for trying to have me resurrected, and also for warning me against Harp (ha!)

This was a great game and I bow to you all.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:49 pm

How many times, Butts, when I said Sir Eyebrows was stabbed in the groin I didn't mean his whatsits. Just, you know, where his leg goes into his torso. Where the femoral artery is. It's a tremendously efficient place to stab someone, by all accounts. You ought to be grateful - it was over in a minute or two. Probably the cleanest death of any character.

And here's links to the google docs. I was going to send them in the PMs that I was going to send to everyone with their award and a little award picture, but I'm tired so I'm not doing that.

Rulers
Saracens
Crusaders Crusaders' second doc
Civilians - this was an unofficial doc that Carp set up for his inner circle
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby 52xMax » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:30 pm

Whoa, Nudge. That was seriously awesome. You deserve the award for best minstrel in Jerusalem.

I will do my own finale soon, so don't despair... it's gonna be a long one, though, so it may take me a while to post it.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby JamesT » Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:29 am

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The secret is, even I didn't know who I was! And I still don't!

No, seriously, I hit my head yesterday and I have terrible amnesia. I'm just posting because this computer I found nearby was logged into this account. Someone send help


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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Cullenmcpimpin » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:14 pm

So I fucked up in this game. After reading all the docs i realized that I completely Fucked strategy in this game. I set up JT because I panicked and forgot my Rival. So in summery, I am a moron.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby sunglasses » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:16 am

Cullenmcpimpin wrote:So I fucked up in this game. After reading all the docs i realized that I completely Fucked strategy in this game. I set up JT because I panicked and forgot my Rival. So in summery, I am a moron.


It's ok.
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Re: The Second and a Half Crusade

Postby Kate » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:32 am

Cullenmcpimpin wrote:So I fucked up in this game. After reading all the docs i realized that I completely Fucked strategy in this game. I set up JT because I panicked and forgot my Rival. So in summery, I am a moron.

Nah. You got GlassjawGirl killed, TWICE! That takes talent, my friend. She's a tough cookie.
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