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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Nullbert » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:01 pm

Sell woman repellent.

Will the answer to this question be right?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:09 pm

Potato.

Pika pika?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:09 pm

Yes the disease where you eat non-edible items, we know, no need to repeat yourself.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:19 pm

Coo boo-hoo.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby JamishT » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:27 pm

One that involves bacon.


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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:31 pm

Because of our triangle overlords.

Why is Mario always tricked by false castles? Doesn't he ever learn?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:18 am

Its not about the destination, its about the trip. And no, he hasn't learned.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Overlord Moo » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:39 am

Yes yes, I have your money right here. Now, show me the platypus.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:51 am

6 apples. The Canadians are a humble but proud, apple loving people.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby gregfrankenstein » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:10 pm

A trucker.

So, what are you wearing?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:43 pm

Tube socks and a suit made of human skin.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Nullbert » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:33 pm

It is 70:82 AM on Glurday.

How many kidnapped midget prostitutes are currently in your basement (not including the corpses)?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Qinglong » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:07 pm

It depends on your definition of "kidnapped", "midget", "prostitute", and "basement". So, anywhere from zero to umm... I've said enough.

Eight ladies go to eight shops at eight o'clock in the morning. Each lady wants to buy eight spiders. For each spider, eight spider shoes must also be bought. But they only have eight pounds between them. With each spider costing eight pence and each spider shoe costing an eighth pence each, will the ladies have enough change for the bus home? A journey costing eight pence per stop and made up of eight stops.
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby BobTheZombie » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:00 pm

It doesn't matter about the bus because the ladies are all killed and eaten by 64 rampaging spiders, angry at the shoes the ladies had picked out for them.

If I said you* had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

*by 'you' I mean a member of the opposite sex. Maybe this should be in Awkward Chat up lines instead.
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:37 pm

Yes, I would hold a deeply seated blood grudge against you for saying something as inflammatory and ridiculous as that. Good thing you didn't!

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