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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:35 pm

Shrimp fried rice.

What's a "what"?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:37 pm

A which that's not a who.


Can I have sausages for dinner please?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Qinglong » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:18 am

No, it's too late for dinner, too late for sausages, too late, too late, too late.

There are two sisters: one gives birth to the other and she, in turn, gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:20 am

Man, who crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane in old age. Pretty sure.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:29 am

Try the Groundskeeper Willie method.


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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby gregfrankenstein » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:40 am

Give it a few years.

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And pretend I said that as a Huckleberry Hound impression.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:42 am

I did. I'm sorry - I was bringing groceries in and I didn't have enough hands to close the gate as well, and you know how frisky they are when you first get home from work...

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Nullbert » Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:33 am

Yes, it sounds like silence.

If I buy two oranges and two apples, what is the size of the sun?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby BobTheZombie » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:06 am

The sun claims to be massive but really it is of average size. It shrinks a bit when it's just come out of some cold water. It's tough at the beach since everyone came specifically to bask in the sunlight.

Why does my mouth always taste like pillow when I'm dreaming about counting sheep?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:56 am

You know why. Don't pretend you don't. So does everyone who's seen the Youtube clip.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:14 am

Haggis pillows might be the cause of your stated issue. Might be.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby gregfrankenstein » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:24 am

A woman who can get boners.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Learned Nand » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:43 am

gregfrankenstein wrote:A woman who can get boners.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby JamishT » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:45 am

Sucking or blowing...the impurities from a small child's bellybutton (you weirdos).



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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:57 am

Because it makes you a vampire by proxy.

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