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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:43 am

Australia wrote:"Why are you calling me Ladki96? My name is Australia."

Well?

Because of poor timing.

*Hopes timing is right and tries again*
So what sort of question would you ask the person above you?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Ladki96 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:07 am

I would ask if I broke the game :P

Did I break the game?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:41 am

Ladki96 wrote:I would ask if I broke the game :P

Did I break the game?

No.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Australia » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:17 am

Ask Siri. It's a one-step process.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby JamishT » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:26 am

It asks Scotty to beam it down.



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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:08 pm

They don't have the credit or down payment for a house, they don't want to settle in an area but want a nice place to live for a while, hard to say exactly but it's really best answered by the individual.

Who's going to buy me a PS4 and Monster Hunter World because my laptop is too fragile to play games on comfortably?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:44 am

iMURDAu wrote:Who's going to buy me a PS4 and Monster Hunter World because my laptop is too fragile to play games on comfortably?


A monster, so long as you promise not to hunt it.

If a genie offers to grant you one wish, and you wish for infinite wishes, should the genie have to grant it?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby DoglovingJim » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:46 am

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iMURDAu wrote:Who's going to buy me a PS4 and Monster Hunter World because my laptop is too fragile to play games on comfortably?


A monster, so long as you promise not to hunt it.

If a genie offers to grant you one wish, and you wish for infinite wishes, should the genie have to grant it?

Well yes, because you said it's a wish. However you also said that the genie "offers", that doesn't expressly state that it's certain. Like I could offer you a car but then someone could tell me they'd give me money for it, so I could change my mind. By "offering" the wish granting is not legally binding. Now if I rubbed the magic lamp and the genie said that he has to grant me one wish, then sure perhaps that would work. However even then it's up to the genie's discretion if that's the wish he wants to accept, he could be like "nope, I have to grant you one wish but I won't do that one".

In this case your best bet would be to wish for the genie to give you another wish which you can decide on and that he has to obey. And if he rejects that then wish then I suggest you just wish to give ol' Jim all the dogs in the world.

I got a old computer game but I'm lacking its product key, how can you get a new product key for it?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby random_nerd » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:27 pm

You could either scour the market for another copy with the key intact, or engage in a little.. Well, the forum rules prevent me from encouraging the sort of activity you may need to engage in to do that. Been warned before on a game forum for posting a tweet by the game's creator telling someone to do so before (as a simple statement of fact rather than encouragement on my part to do so, to boot), so not taking any chances.

Disclaimer: random_nerd does not and never has or will promote piracy in any way, shape, or form.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:46 pm

By saying the right four words to the right being at the right time, for all the wrong reasons. Or with a doily.


Is anyone other than me ever going to want to discuss this month's writing contest?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:21 pm

CarrieVS wrote:Is anyone other than me ever going to want to discuss this month's writing contest?


Maybe, but if no one else seems willing to discuss it, you should start dissing and cussing at people until they do.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:08 pm

Only if it's female.

What would be a good question to ask?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:05 am

Something involving cerignola olives.

A vegan, a bitcoin trader, and someone who didn't vote in the 2016 US General Election all walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby random_nerd » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:21 am

The bar does, as it begins ringing upon the impact of those three colliding with it.

What's a paladin?

Also, super happy someone got the reference in my last one.
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby ghijkmnop » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:13 pm

It's in a Palad container.

Will there ever be a writing contest here that is NOT sci-fi, fantasy, dystopian, or horror?
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